And like the titanic the bdo is a sinking ship, but more on that later.
Last Saturday saw the Youth Final and Munters Final at the empty Indigo back room in the competition hilariously calling itself a "world title". as well as the mens jobbers semi finals.
Scott Mitchell one of the most over rated cunts in darts waddled about the oche as slow as he could in an effort to put off a 57 year old roofer, and even took the first set with a 75 average., and won the second set with an average in the 80s, but Warren and his 85 average took the third set. This was fucking woeful stuff, and the crowd that doubled when 4 munters came out of the toilet were hardly impressed. This was so boring comms were more interested in speaking about Wayne Warrens possessed daughter and the possibility of her acting the common maggot again. She reminds me of what Scarlett Moffatt from gogglebox might look like after taking too much PCP.
When the camera zoomed in to a guy in the audience wearing a Jackie Chan mask, the racist Paul Nicholson said it must be Paul Lim, as all Asian look alike it seems. The stupid cunt following in the footsteps of the racist Martin Fatzmaurice. Thankfully the roofer won the game. and it last over 2 and a half fucking hours and was boring as fuck but at least Warren won.
Next up we had Leighton Bennett who the comms kept kissing his hole. I see nothing in this bad manners, obnoxious little kid with an ego that seems to grow at an unprecedented rate. I was confident the Irish lad Keane Barry would win, as he is a better player, better scorer, better finisher, and has manners on the oche and does not act like a prick.
Sure enough right from the off, the little arrogant kid started his antics and a timely 180 by Keane Barry early in the match was not long in bringing Bennett back down to Earth. When Bennett managed to win a leg he turned to the pathetic crowd and said "I am the daddy", but Keane made sure it was a rare case of him winning a leg. As the better player Barry started rattling up the legs and then sets, you could hear the blatant bias by the old cunt Gwynne. The stupid old cunt was trying to tell us how this kid had a bright future whilst a better kid was pasting the fucking snot out of his little favorite. By the time Keane Barry broke Gwynne's spirit and trounced Bennett 3 zip you could see the sulk beginning on Bennett. His handshake at the end looked like that of someone who was not only bitter but knew he was beaten by a far superior player. It was the limpest handshake you could possibly see.
Even then Gwynne kept telling us how great a future this "youth player " has, whilst completely ignoring the other youth player that actually won the fucking title. In the last few months alone Keane Barry has
Won the Northern Ireland Matchplay
Won The Irish Matchplay
Qualified for Ally Pally
Won the JDC Junior World Title
Won the BDO Youth World Title
Reached the PDC World Youth semi final only losing to a grown man with a beard, a beer belly and kids. Yep it took a season tour card holder to stop him doing a clean sweep
So keep your Leighton Bennett, his inflated ego, his strops, his antics and bad manners, I know which player I and many others have more respect for. I was not alone as almost everyone on the darts forum was delighted Keane Barry won.
Then came the presentation and there was no sign of the pathological liar Des, no sign of a cheque either, and the trophy looked liked something that cost a fiver.
Evening session started with one of the longest boring games of the entire comp. when the absolutely useless cunt Mario Vandenbogarde took on the equally useless Jim Williams. Yet again Gwynne blatant bias was there to be seen as he wanted the English player to win, while trying to convince us he was not biased. These 2 cunts made the Scott Mitchell game seem like a rapid fire game. This was taking forever. the first 3 sets took 46 minutes. This was not a game just for the purists, this was one for the masochists. Even the comms were bored senseless with Bottler Tony O'Shea saying he wished he could hit the fast forward button.
By the time this shit reached just 3-3 in sets we were already an hour and 35 minutes in to the game, a game where the baldy useless cunt Mario was averaging 86 and Williams just inside the 90 mark. Comms took another opportunity to tell us how this was boring, as if no one grasped that for themselves, but at least they were honest this time. With the score at 5-3 in sets, and me hoping Williams won the set if only to end it, Mario took the set, and Gwynne came out with this beauty " if Williams had won the last set I think he would have gone on to win the match". No shit Einstein, it was the first to 6 you stupid cunt. Please retire, you are a fucking joke, a senile simpleton that belongs in an old folks home sitting in your own piss and shit, you are a fucking embarrassment. Sick of his shit from post war credits, log end boards, short pants, Vietnam, the price of milk in 1973, coal miners and other nonsense, while the stupid imbecile Tony O She just grins and nods only to open his mouth to spout more bullshit,while the human pipe cleaner Nicholson waffles on about faggy wrestling, some Canadian ice hockey team, rivers in Newcastle, goats in Tanzania, and how he owned 3 rubic cubes. It was fucking torture this competition. I thought Mardle and Dawsom were utter shit , which they are, but these cunts have taken shit to a whole new lower level.
This was the second game today that went over 2 and a half fucking hours, and it seemed longer because of the lack of quality. By the time Suzuki came out the puny crowd were past the point of caring except the mentally deficient Jackie who was jumping around like an epileptic on cocaine solely for the attention. Suzuki played Ashton, and what with all this PC bollix in todays world where people are no longer hired on their ability to do a job, but simply hired because of the sex or color or minority status instead, we then got Kerrie Crompton again. Why ?
It is obvious she cannot count for shit, the whole reason a person should be doing that job. Here is a thought, how about the counting job going to the person who is the best at that fucking job instead of hiring people to act lie you are politically correct. Every few minutes all I heard was "correction".
So when Kerri Crompton responded to me on twitter with this tweet, I laughed.
She has a sense of humour, and comes across as a decent girl , like I said last week, but that does not change the fact she is fucking useless at her job. Was delighted to see Suzuki beat the crowds favorite Lisa Ashton,like Keane Barry earlier, I love it when the foreigner beats the English crowd favorite who gets all the bias. I had long given up taking screenshots of the countless errors in the graphics, the bdo was breaking my spirit. You can only laugh at this shit so long before it before torture., but hung around to see if the useless cunt Des Selecta would grow a set of balls and face the puny crowd., and of course he hid away again, no sign of him, no cheque, and no mention of any prize money.
Still there was only one day left of this comedy festival, and we would get to see 2 players playing for the "World Pro" title. I still giggle every time I type this thinking how these morons actually believe that shit., and what a line up it was ..2 complete jobbers.
Wayne Warren never won a game ever in the PDC, has losses to Ryan Harrington, and Danny Noppert .
Jim Williams went to the Grand slam twice and failed both times to get out of the group, went to Q-school and failed to get a tour card. The guy is a complete failure. In the pre match interview Williams cited binman Martin Phillips as one of his heroes., and then people wonder why this mutant lacks any ambition. We then had to get out vomit bags as the vile disgusting sevco loving sack of shit Andy Fordham rambled on incoherently , and Matt smith tried to suck up to him telling him he has the record average ever in a bdo final. Except it is not true.. Andy Fordham is either a fool and believed it, or a liar and said nothing, either way, its not good.. For the record Fordham's average is not even in the top 2 averages, as Taylor and Bristow averaged more, but what with them being legends of the PDC , no wonder they chose to ignore this, why let a simple thing like the truth, facts and honesty get in the way of sucking up to an alcoholic whale who should be ashamed of himself.
To be honest it was not a bad game of darts in the first few sets, and both were averaging mid 90s. Of course this is bog standard in a PDC comp in the early rounds, but for the BDO a game of darts with both players averaging around 94 is a rare thing. The standard and averages soon started dropping , much like the prize fund. What kept me interested was i wanted Warren to win. The slow plodding cunt Williams is a joke, completely over rated and is an even bigger jobber than Wayne Warren, but at least the Taffy played like he gave a shit and it meant something to him. and as someone who worked as a roofer in my early years, I wanted to see the hard working guy get as much money out of these bdo cunts as possible. During one of the intervals we got footage of Wayne guzzling a pint. These cunts will never learn.. Mushrooms defending the BDO tried to make out PDC players drink, which they do, but they do not show the players doing it back stage on tv during a fucking break. These morons in the BDO will never learn.
By the time Wayne took the lead in sets you could see Williams was done, as his average dropped with each set as Gwynne tried to convince us Williams game had not dipped, despite all the proof to the contrary, and when the first match dart came, the camera man missed it. Yes the cameraman who was out earlier wearing shorts so he could show of his tattoos on his legs in fucking winter. An attention seeking insecure cunt, who had one thing to do and that was camera work and could not do that right. Then this is the BDO no one does their job properly.
Wayne Warren won and make no mistake the best player won. Like Keane Barry, and Suzuki, Wayne Warren was the player almost all on the forum wanted to see win, so result wise, the winners of all 3 comps was excellent. So the winner of the very first BDO unofficial "world pro" in the Indigo Back room was a player the BDO did not even have on its posters for the event. I shit thee not.
I wonder if Bob Potter was sat at home grinning thinking about the tens of thousands he saved ?
Then came the presentation and to no ones surprise, the chicken shit scumbag liar and utterly useless cunt Des was nowhere to be seen, neither was the cheque and no mention of the prize money.. Wayne you could see was really delighted with his win and talked about celebrating. Then a roofers idea of a night on the tiles is not the same as everyone else's.
The first ever winner of the BDO title was a Welsh man married to a Yank, and the last winner a Welshman nicknamed the Yank.
One of the best comments I saw on the forum was this beauty
"The BDO have the champion they deserve. How fitting that a tournament that began with Des and Paula begging a roofing company for cash has concluded with a roofer winning the event, and most likely not getting any cash for it."
Wayne then started spouting incoherent stuff, I think he was making up his own language and Matt Smith said "nice words". I was not sure they were even real words. Wayne then spoke something about Peter Wright showing he was not one of those old guard BDO inbred cunts who despise the PDC, and came across as a decent lad who was genuinely delighted with the win as he posed for the photographer....as in single . One photographer is all they had, and he looked like a friend of a friend who was doing someone as a favor.. Then I doubt anyone else really gave a fuck about this event except for die hard dart fans.
They said we will now show a tribute to Olly Croft but cut to footage of Wayne's arse as he was bent over. Paul Booth acting quickly stood in front of the camera to block it. The BDO makes the Edinburgh Comedy Festival look small time, the BDO is one fuck up after another.
As for the Olly Croft tribute, that asshole cunt Nicholson has the temerity to spout that he was grateful to Olly Croft. What a fucking cunt. Listen up Nicholson you stupid bastard, you made a living in the PDC and would not be involved in darts were it not for the PDC, so if you are going to be grateful or thank anyone, then thank the 14 players and the likes of Tommy cox and the rest who made it possible for you to have said career, not thank the old cunt who tried to kill the PDC. and again, why let that get in the way of your crawling you moron.
Monday morning came and the post mortem would begin in earnest. how much prize money was there ? Would there even be prize money ?
One clubfooted brummie with a chromosome imbalance tried to make out the title was more important than any money, but as soon as Wayne Williams started complaining on social media about the silence from the BDO it was evident he most certainly gave a shit about the money, and rightly so. BBC also ran this story Wayne announced he was off to Q-school with over 30 other fuckers that rocked up to the Indigo back room.
BBC Wales did a story on Wayne and how he was in the dark on what he was getting, so the BBD rang Des the cunt and the ignorant prick hung up the phone on them. This cunt has no shame, then look at what he married. anyone with any self respect would have resigned by now.
It was after midnight on Tuesday I think before the BDO informed its players of the prizefund. Did the liar think releasing it that late would mean people would not notice ?
Again BBC Wales were interested and this made the news in this VIDEO
So £23k instead of £200k and still some people defended the Selectas. Staggering.
Fallon Sheerluck made the last 32 of the PDC World champs and made more money than Wayne Warren for winning the mens., and people still defend ed Des the liar.
The total BDO prize money would not have covered all the first round losers at Ally Pally..
Wayne Warren, disappointed by the lower money than announced he would not be going to Q-school as he could not pack up his job for that money, and who can blame him, not that he would have done anything at q-school anyway.. At least he is assured of getting a few grand of Uncle Barry in the next Grand Slam of Darts, regardless if the BDO folds or not, as I am sure Uncle Barry would still have the bdo winner there.
Of course Des the scumbag went about his business of bullshitting the fools as usual and tried to tell people he worked 365 days a year. Yes the same guy who claims to be constantly in a hospital bed, or topping up his orange tan in northern Cyprus or Spain now was claiming to work not just 365 days a year but doing 80 hour weeks. you could not make this up. Then claimed the BDO was now in a stronger position that it was earlier....kind of helps when you fleece the players of their winnings.
He even tried to have people believe the money increased to £23k for the winner. Typical BDO mentality, take away the 100k, let them think they are getting nothing, then give a meager 23k and act like you did them a favor.
Of course all the players who were upset quickly announced they were off to Q-school, well all of them bar the usual culprits like the old bitter twisted stuck in the past assholes of prostate hole Adams and Warty the Dwarf, and Leighton Bennett who was too young. Not that it would matter as almost all of them would be returning back to the BDO when they will fail.
Speaking of fail, I mentioned earlier now Jim William was a complete utter failure. Failed to get out of the Grand Slam group TWICE, failed at Q-school last year, failed to beat a 57 year old roofer in a final, and after 2 days at PDC q-school was failing as usual.
He was not alone , a heap of other Lakeshite winners were bombing and getting their arses handed to them on the first 2 days, Scott Mitchell and Scott Waites among them. Mark Webster was so shit he did not even enter, Kist was jobbing on the euro Q-school, along with the vastly over rated Wesley Harms.
On the plus side, it looks like Martijn Kleermaker will be getting a card, someone who has no love for Des the liar and constantly calls him out. The only other bdo player close to getting a tour card is Lisa Ashton, and lets be honest who gives a flying fuck if she gets one. Her odd average that goes over 87 is not gonna do a damn thing in the PDC. Though it would be sort of funny if Fallon Sheerluck bombs out and Ashton is the one getting the tour card. Would Uncle Barry be as quick to have a 50 year old housewife from the north of England in every world series event as he did a younger more slender player in sherrock ? Who are we kidding, we all know the answer to that..
Paul Nicholson lost Friday to Fallon Sheerluck, which was great, but sadly the drawback to this is we will never hear the fucking end of it. You just know when that prick is back on PDC comms he will be telling us over and over how the women are as good as the men. just cos he got his skinny arse handed to him by a munter.
I always say never under estimate the stupidity of the bdo mushroom. After some of the most atrocious averages ever by some people in Q-school , some by people who are playing just to say they played, some by players that are completely deluded, some bdo fans tried to use that as a way to mock the PDC.
Check out this remark by the obese cunt Ben Watts.
Hey Ben, there was no abuse of the PDC because they were not PDC players you stupid fat cunt. Only the best of them will be PDC players, the rest that are simply not good enough will not be in the PDC and will be....wait for it...BDO players. These shit players you are mocking are the players that will be clogging up bdo comps.....the same comps and players you will then defending.
Take a look at this mental illness
Then who knows, look at Rod Studd, another cunt that needs to disappear forever
If the WDF do get one off the ground, right away it will trump the BDO shit, as while the WDF will also not be able to compete with the PDC, they have something the BDO don't, the rights to the title "official" world title, something the BDO use to love throwing around in the past til it was taken back of them.
For all we know the BDO might not be allowed to advertise their bdo shit in the Indigo as a "world title" as the BDO past World titles were only run by the BDO on behalf of the WDF, and if the WDF are going to hold it themselves, what legal ground have the BDO to run one.
If the WDF form an alliance of some kind with the PDC , it would mean even more trouble for the BDO if they are still in existence.
Seems the Scottish and Welsh counties are going to be distancing themselves for the BDO, and Tommy the Jew and his EDO gave the BDO 2 fingers earlier and announced they are aligning themselves with the WDF, just like the Dutch have,
Here is another thing, since the Dutch NDB announced it would no longer be carrying BDO point, entries for the Dutch Open has gone up...yes UP. Seems all those who were told they were entitled to refunds, decided to stay.
so will Des the useless cunt resign ? Who know, who cares, because whoever takes over will be another moron, because the people doing the hiring always hire morons. Look at their track record, they hired Adams, the hired Sue Williams, and hired Des. How could anyone be confident these people hiring wont fuck up again, already there are rumours Adams is being lined up again.
I cant wait until the next simpleton is hired and promises a new era ans Tony O'Shea gets excited and believes it and rumours of the super series starts again.
So 2 days left of Q-school, and it looks bleak for the so called top players of the BDO,and maybe just as well. The only player in the BDO good enough for the PDC in terms of on stage bottle is Waites, as he has proven in the past, but his 83-91 averages wont cut it anymore Alan Tabern was owning him on Friday. If by some miracle Scott Mitchell bored his way to a tourcard by mind games, he would do fuckall in the PDC but be the new Justin Pipe.. Jim Williams is shit, always has been and always will be.
I have no doubt by the time next weeks KotW is due there will be no shortage of false promises, ;lies, and threats by the Selecta, more whinging by players. fanatics , those people who claim to be fanatics but never buy a ticket or actually support the bdo, will be making excuse and defending Des.
Its just one vicious circle, that provides endless entertainment and unintentional comedy.
I know I missed a load more howlers, fuck ups, retarded comments on social media, lies by Des but there is only so much i can remember. The bdo never leaves me short of material.
Til next week ....
