Last Saturday we had the coal scavenging manlet Vermin Price crying in the media because the fans, the same ones he alienates were booing him and tried to equate his booing with the abuse the black footballers got for England. I thought this would be hard to top as Knob of the Week, boy was I wrong, but we will get to that in time.
As for Price check out this whiny bitching by him here
Ask yourself this you Napoleon complex suffering cunt,
Are they booing you because you are a coal scavenger ? No, they don't boo other leek lovers like the shaky plumber or Clayton.
Do they boo you for being a short arse ? No plenty other cunts from Lilliput never got the grief you do.They are not booing you for being white or the color of your skin. For you to compare yourself to the black footballers show how fucking stupid you are. They are booing you because you act like a fucking prick, scream in peoples face, try to intimidate players, and act to get the attention of the fans, run your mouth and then act like you are the victim when the very same fans you antagonize decide to give you some grief back.
You can put on the weight, work out in a gym, play the spastic ex rugby player card and wear insteps in your shoes but you are a dwarf with small man complex who obviously has insecurity issues who likes to give it out and not get it back.
If you cannot take it, don't give it out. Even a manlet from the slag heap valleys should be able to comprehend this.
this comment of his is priceless:
‘Sometimes I can deal with it but sometimes it really does put me off. There’s nothing I can do about it really, it’s something for the PDC to look at
Really ? You were the one that started the whole thing in the first place, not only with his actions against Anderson, but others like shitlock as well.
How does crying like a little bitch about people booing you improve your wannabe hard man image ?
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The Champions League of Darts
The opening match of the champions League of darts was a miserable pathetic game. Krusty did not hold throw in the match until the 11th leg , that was how bad he was, and he still won the game. Gurney who was atrocious, could have even been 8-0 up but totally collapsed. Krusty won 6 of the last 7 legs and 8 of the last 10, while the cunt Gurney acted like a stroppy child and played like the loser with his 85 average, comms were saying that he was going to take a razor to his hair this weekend, should take the razor to his fucking throat, choking cunt.Gurney missed 33 darts at a double but we did not see all the attempts due to some of the most woeful camera work and spotting I have ever seen,and it got worse as the evening session went on.
Rob Cross against Vermin Price started well but Cross faded as usual, and Price ran out the deserved winner. As for Gary Anderson, I said countless times his sulking which saw him pull out of euro events, and his laziness in missing players championships would cost him and again it showed. Ando won 2 of the last ten legs of his match against Bellyboy Smith. When Michael Smith is tearing you a new one, its time to look at your game.
Holland's tallest midget beat Wade as expected, but it was a lot closer than more presumed and Wade had his chances in a great game, Wade is a joy to watch when he plays likes he gives a fucking shit, sadly those days are getting more rare.
The funniest part of the pre match was when the players were discussing MVG and giving their opinions on MVG and Vermin Price was spouting how he does not fear MVG. Hilarious if you look at their head to head record. Price had lost to MVG 16 times when he made those comments. Price never beat MVG and there he was giving it all the mouth and then wonders why people think he is a prick.
The evening session started with Cross doing his Ian White impression against Gurney who was vastly improved on his afternoon performance, then Gurney could hardly have gotten worse. Cross was gone from the comp as even if he got a final day win, his leg difference would have killed that chance as well. It was a boring watch, then all Gurneys games are like watching Justin Pipe.
The huge money on offer at Ally Pally shows how one competition does not reflect the true ability of players, cos there is no way on this earth that Rob Cross is the second best player in the World, that his ranking suggests. He is defending £400k at this years Ally Pally and when the bulk of that money comes off, he will be nearer to where he deserves to be on the OoM. as there is no way he will be winning this year. Take Michael Smith the World #4. The guy has never won a ranking Major in his entire career and is 4th in the OoM. That is how much a run in the Worlds, skews things.
Price and Wright was an entertaining game and decent quality.
In the next game Wade looked like he blew it against Ando after he missed crucial darts for legs, but came from 9-7 to claim the win, taking 5 of the last 7 legs. Wade's attitude in the first 2 games was a lot better than usual and looked like he actually cared , which I stupidly thought would bode well for the crucial part of the season, but he is as likely to be a stroppy cunt and play like he dont give a fuck in the next match let alone next event.
The shaky plumber and Nicholson who was smothered in make up tried to hype Bellyboy against the Hunchback MVG, as if Bellyboy could win, and by the time MVG was 5-0 up Bellyboy was doing his Barney head shaking impressions. To his credit Bellyboy did start to wake up and score like mad, but when the important doubles were needed by Smith, he missed them and MVG was never in trouble. The result meant Ando was knocked out and Bellyboy and Wade would have a winners take all match to qualify alongside MVG.In the other group, Gurney would take on Price in a winners take all match and qualify with Krusty.
Sunday afternoons session started of with Cross against Krusty, which I did not see but the stats looked decent. As usual Gurney was acting like a miserable cunt he is , in his game against Price, the ski sloped cunt is a pain to watch. Napoleon Price started his "I am the victim" act during the game and was whining to the ref, and antagonizing the crowd, and the little cunt then wonders why they boo him. Third up was the meaningless match between Ando and MVG, where Ando did more giggling at losing legs. he reminded me of the bearded prick Martin Adams and him giggling while losing. The last game of the session was Wade and Bellyboy and was more a case of Wade fucking it away than Bellyboy upping his game, Bellyboy picked up just his 4th win ever over Wade, a dismal record for someone 4th in the world rankings, and most of them came in non ranking events, remember what I said about Wade earlier about playing like he did not give a fuck, I am surprised he has any fans left
The semis started with six chins Smith, the world #4 who has won nothing of note in his entire career against Krusty the klown. Forget the asshole Nicholson in make up telling us this would be close, there was never any doubt who would win this, and sure enough Wright saw him off easily. MVG was right, Smith is mentally weak. After the game Smith had a face like he was just told his local McDonalds had closed down. Cheer up six chins, the trophy belt would not fit you anyway.
There would be more chance of Michael Smith having a salad and a glass of Kale than see Hunchback MVG collapse to the coal scavenging King of Lilliput. As it turned out Vermin Price put up a great display in an excellent match and it went to a last leg decider, but in a last leg decider you always got to fancy the guy who never lost, to the guy who never won, and sure enough MVG made it 17 wins against Price.
As for the BBC they should be fucking ashamed of themselves with the abysmal camera work , they also wheeled out the former postman and hypoglycemic head shaking liar Barney to act like he was off his tits on LSD, spouting stats like a cross between Rainman and a robot. I wont miss him when he is gone.
Then came a promo where Dan Dawson and Nicholson were promoting the players in the final....holy fuck..I was sitting there questioning whether the people who made that promo knew it was this fucking bad and did not care, or if they really think its good. Paul Nicholson stated that "Nobody else can get away with wearing dark green" Why is this 4 eyed skrawny little mincer employed ?
If I were the PDC I would take a good hard look at the weekend programme on BBC. They were on a station where the camera work and spotting was appalling, presenters thick as pigshit, and they had Paul Nicholson annoying the shit out of people.
The criticism on social media and forums, not just darts one were all mentioning the camera work, and how awful Dawson and Nicholson are.
Then came the moment that topped Vermin Price;s attempt to win Knob of the Week, it was Krusty's choke job. I was convinced this was without doubt the moment nobody in darts could top. The most stupidest looking player in darts had match darts to win the most stupidest looking title in darts. That's right a pot bellied old man dressed like a clown had darts to win a "belt" like you would see in faggy wrestling that the human pipe cleaner Paul Nicholson would jerk off to and blew them all, and lost the leg, and the last 4 legs and the match. At 10-7 to Krusty I stated on a forum watch Krusty blow it and sure enough MVG won the last 4 legs in which Krusty did not even get another match dart. At the end Krusty had a sour face like Smith and Gurney while the hunchbacked dutch prick bounced around the stage with his belt over his shoulder. I laughed when one member of the forum said he looked like George the Animal Steele in the 80s.
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That is it I thought, there was no way of topping this choke job, Prices attempt was bad, Krusty was unbeatable, but how wrong was I.
When it comes to complete stupidity and ineptness no one holds a candle to the BDO.
You have to stand back in fucking awe at these cunts...you could not script when it comes to them, its almost inconceivable to imagine they could make the mistakes and fuck ups they do, but they manage to do it. every single time. Last Wednesday was an unmitigated disaster in the BDO where it was so bad it almost sounds like it was all made up.
It started early in the week when the proven liar and corrupt chairman of the BDO stating that players who did not turn up faced missing their place in the Grand slam, something he had no say in. Wayne Warren was added to the Slam and decided to fuck off these masters....how did that work out Des ?
The first reports coming from the venue on Wednesday where the early round of the Masters were taking place was how the chairman of the BDO deliberately added fake names to the entry list. Why they were added were a matter of debate, Des claimed they were added so that if some people turned up they could replace one of the fake names. then others claimed the made up names in the mens were added, so when the same was done for the munters it would go less unnoticed, and that was the real reason for the addition of names.
In the end the draw had to be re done as we were told players who arrived from outside the UK who had not entered were to be entered in a new draw. The proven liar that is the chairman claimed the draw had to be redone as some players had not entered correctly, which like everything that comes out of that cunts mouth was an outright lie. The American player Daniel Baggish entered the draw correctly and then was omitted from the draw, which reports being he was left out because he had qualified for the PDc Ally Pally....how vindictive.
Baggish was then entered in the re draw, along with others, who were then asked to sign a document stating they would not play PDC events, a document that not only is illegal but holds zero weight, and threats of being sued were added to those who refused to sign the illegal document.. Good luck to the Des trying to take that to court....on wait....he wont be around as chairman then so shove your letter up your hole. The players should have signed it with fake names, seeing as Des the liar can add fake names to documents.
Danniel Baggish, along with everyone else in the event were all charged £20 to enter the event they had already qualified for. The reason given to the players as to why they now had to stump up the money was because they had qualified.....fuck up after fuck up by these cunts.
The thing that made me laugh the most on Wednesday was how a player named Brian Cathcart had received not one but multiple byes in each round and news came out how he made the last 32 for the TV stages ,after coming through 3 rounds, until news emerged that Brian Cathcart was not even in the fucking country, as he was sat at home in Belfast , when he was apparently winning these matches. Then more news came out how it was a typo as someone put the wrong name on a form....imagine that some one not putting correct names on the forms.
One name that did qualify for the last 32 in the Masters, was David Copley, a player that was in the event because he was "invited", despite rumors he had already lost in the qualifiers at county level so should have not been eligible for an invite....another fuck up.
Then came the real beauties, in order to get the munters draw up to at least 128 names, so there would be 16 seeds and the chairman's wife would be a seed, the chairman rigged the munters draw by adding fake names to that as well. Of the names added were a player who had not qualified, but their name was added, another name was that of a player who is supposedly dead...yes fucking dead. There was a heap of fake names, surprised the Korean players of Win Wun Soon and Ho Lee Fuk were not added. The best part was Des in an effort to make his wife a seed and assure her an easier draw, fucked up that as well as he fucks up everything as a useless cunt would always do, left the venue in a huff when people in attendance were rightly having a go at him for multiple reasons.
Before leaving in his hissyfit he alienated what few genuine fans they had by announcing all those in attendance who paid £5 at the door would be getting free tickets to the event for the weekend, in an effort to draw a crowd. The very few fans they have left who actually paid full price for tickets for the weekend were said to de annoyed after they forked out.
Is it any wonder no mushroom buys a ticket when if you hang around like a bad smell and you will get free tickets. Soon after Des the corrupt cunt fucked off the Munters themselves decided on whether they should re do the munters draw, why were the playters making this decision ? One of the munters who wanted a re draw was Bo Selecta, the whole reason the chairman rigged the draw for. She was not happy with her opponent, and as expected she got beaten and failed to qualify. Des the liar can rig draws, make up names, add extra seeds and do everything illegal and corrupt to help his wife, but it will all be in vain as she is complete dogshit as a player, and no amount of her threatening people will change that ever. All she will ever be remembered for is looking like a fucking joke, playing like one and her scumbag behavior.
In the last 16 of the munters qualifiers there were reports that Bobby George in drag, I mean Maria O Brien was involved in an altercation with another thing that passes for a woman.,
Not content with fucking up the Men's event, fucking up the Munters event, fucking with the "foreigners", fucking with those who qualified for Ally Pally and fucking with their own fans, they then decided to fuck with the youth game.
That's right all the youth players who had qualified were then charged £10 entry fee for an event they qualified for.
Guess what the prize money is for the youths ? Zero...thats right,, the youth who qualified were charged a tenner to play in an event with no prize money. When news of this went around social media, darts forums etc, how the BDO took in almost £3k from the youths who they paid nothing in prize money the BDO seemingly pulled the youth winners aside and they were asked for their bank details so money could be added to their accounts.
Would this money come from the money they took in ? Of course not, they went down the Parletti route and started a fucking begging page.
This organisation is beyond a joke. They can threaten people with slaps, or take then to court, phone the police on people, contact interpol, mock people with cancer, turn on their own fans, have running battles on twitter and facebook with their own players and it not only does not change the truth, but only serves to show what truly useless cunts and common scum these people are.
The Dinosaur Tommy the Jew was out in force writing multiple illiterate essays on social media about the whole farce, which would not be so hypocritical if the old cunt was not one of those who was Des the liars biggest backers and had his EDO support Des from day one. He is another genetic throwback that needs to fuck off.
As for the draw...has anyone ever seen a more pathetic last 32 for a tv event.
The first 16 players in the mens played in the Friday afternoon session and only one single player averaged over 89. Just one.
The Friday night session saw the highest average yet when some jobber called Michael Warburton hit the mythical 90+ average and sent the fat farmer prick Scott Mitchell out of the comp. I of course did not watch this but read about it on a forum.There were 4 Irish players that went there. One entered the youth comp and won the whole thing, the 3 other Irish lads all won their matches as well.
2 of the Irish lads play in pubs I have drank in Cork, Is the standard this good in cork, or is it the BDO is so bad anyone from anywhere can win this event ?
In the end I always come back to the same thing and ask, do the players, in the bdo deserve better ? The decent person in me thinks they do deserve better, and they have been treated like shit for decades, by people who have been absolutely clueless, be it popcorn teeth Sue Williams and her cunt of a husband, the bearded prick Adams, or the compulsive liar and his wife Bo Selecta. but the realist in me thinks fuck the players, fuck them all, they are are as guilty for allowing it to not only happen but accepting it over and over.
The one time the players showed a bit of unity was when they threatened to boycott the masters and of course they could not do that together without some shitting themselves and turning up like Richard Veenstra who was then dumped out early in the afternoon session.
The other time the players got together was when they demanded a re draw, something they should have no say in. So fuck the players, fuck the board, fuck the Selectas, fuck Tommy Thompson, and every single mushroom piece of degenerate shit that defended this holocaust of a tournament and the calamity that ensued.
To think this comp used to be the oldest proper Major at the time, which saw Taylor, Bristow, and MVG among its winners, now look at it. Look at who runs it, look at what attends it, look at the standard, even by bdo standards the last few days have been a total disgrace.
Seeming the liar Des, the guy who openly stated he never wanted to take over the bdo and gave his word, then did exactly what he said he would not do has said he will be resigning after the bdo "world pro"...I still laugh at them calling it that. Cunt should have been gone Wednesday after he rigged the draw to help his wife.
If reports are true, Des has committed the BDO to a decade long deal with the expensive Indigo, which will financially cripple the BDO, and leaves that burden to whoever takes over, and where are all those sponsors the lying sack of shit promised ? Yep....it was more lies from the compulsive liar.
He is fucking off leaving the bdo stuck in a deal that will cripple them, in a venue where they will barely sell a ticket, for an event with no main sponsor, and I bet the fucker will lay all the blame on the previous board.
All he cares about is events in Cyprus where he stands to personally profit from. Every single time some chairman of the BDO leaves, they leave the BDO in a worse state than when they took over, I thought it was impossible for anyone on Earth to leave the BDO in a worse condition that Popcorn teeth, but somehow the Selecta's being the most useless cunts in history to ever sit on a board, managed it. That takes some doing.
As said earlier, you have to stand back in fucking awe at the staggering ineptitude of these people. If someone wrote a book on the history of the BDO it would be in the comedy section of the library, some people might even label it fiction as they would not believe people could be that fucking stupid.
Of course we all know the 60 year wannabe street fighter Bo Selecta will be forever on social media being aggressive, issuing threats, and having spats with fans, players, and like her husband blaming anyone and everything for their failings. Some will even be threatened, but in the end even the most brain dead retarded thick as pig shit mushroom is finally coming round and seeing the true reality of what I and many others having been saying for years about these people.
So in the end, the oldest "major" in darts, on a Friday night in the Circus Tavern, where people who paid a fiver to witness the fiasco on Wednesday were given free entry to the event, and most of them did not even bother turn up.The crowd was pathetic, the standard even worse and no matter how low they turned down the lights it could not hide that. Sums up everything in the Bo Des Organisation.
This made me laugh from one of the forums
Then there was the ex PDC choker surpreme, Andy Hamilton who could no longer cut it in the PDC, so took his fat arse to the bdo who will take anyone, for which he should be grateful for then decides to have a rant about players entering BDO comps,...something he did when he left the PDC.
Seems the useless podgy finger licking prick is not really a fan of "Darts for All".
I read the jobbing fuck is going to try Q-school again, If he wants to waste his time and money, good luck to him. He wrote this shit.
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European Championships:
The first good news I got in this was that that annoying prick Paul Nicholson was at the Circus Tavern for that manky BDO shit so we would be spared listening to his crap for the event. Sadly we got John Rawling who belongs in some sort of mental home. Even though Chris Mason is a player who never won a thing of note in his career I used to enjoy him on comms as he was never like Mardle another cunt who won nothing of not giving out advice on how to win majors. Mason is smart enough to not go down that route as he knows he would be pulled up on it if he started giving advice on how to win Majors. Sadly Mason and Rawling are the newest members of the Glen Durrant arse licking club, alongside Nicholson, Mardle and Dawson.
Can we not have a single fucking event where some asshole on comms does not tell us how Durrant is one of the best in the World. I am sick of this shit spouted over and over. It is complete bullshit all based on what he did in that joke of the BDO.
He is not one of the best, he never was, and never will be.
Lets just take a look at Durrants record for just October alone.
October 4th - Players championships #27...Durrant loses 6-1 in the last 64 to Cristo Reyes
October 5th - Players championships #28...Durrant loses to Jose De sousa
October 11th - World Grand Prix...Durrant battered 4 sets to 1 by Dave Chisnall...the first inform player to meet durrant
October 14th - Players championships #29 ...Durrant beaten by Callan Rydz in the last 32 ..a player who has only just been awarded a tourcard
October 15th - Players championships #30 ...Durrant beaten by Carl Wilkinson in the last 128
October 16th - World Series of Darts qualifier...Durrant completely raped by Krzysztof Ratajski 6-0.
Durrant gets drawn against speed jobber Ricky Evans, and right of the bat Rawling and Mason start speaking about Durrants next round game against MVG like it was some foregone conclusion as Durrant is one of the best in the world. Rancid Ricky Evans sent Durrant packing, shutting up the comms, and Evans became the FORTY FIFTH different player to beat Durrant in PDC competition. I would just love to hear how in the blue fuck someone with this atrocious record who has won nothing of note in the PDC has so many commentators rimming his asshole heralding him one of the best in the world. What is this mental illness based on ? The factual stats clearly show he is most certainly not one of the best in the world.Dont give the shit he won Lakeshite, so did Christian Kist.
To compound the stupidity of Rawling and Mason, MVG also went out, so the match up they took for granted was never going to happen.
At one point in the MVG against Ross Smith game, which was a belter by the way, Mason brought up how MVG had won 21 last leg deciders on the trot. This was true, it was almost a year ago, and since then MVG has lost quite a few last leg deciders. When the Ross Smith and MVG game went to a last leg decider Rawling the dumb cunt said MVG could make it 22 in a row. This tells you how utterly clueless this cunt is. Even Mason had to tell him the streak was broken.
Rawling, shaky Dave, Mardle, Nicholson and Dawson all need to go. The are a fucking earache. I don't mind the Welsh plumber, nor mind Alan Warriner, can even tolerate Mason, Harrington is decent enough, as is John Part. My fear is next year we could have Barney return as a commentator, and after his appearance during the Champions League, that would be a truly awful thing.
Then there was the defending European champion James Wade. Most weeks his deplorable attitude and performance would be enough to win Knob of the Week, but got away with it due to the BDO, Vermin Price and the Klown, but that does not mean the cunt does not deserve to be ridiculed for his effort or lack of.
Its one thing for a defending champion to go out, but to lose 6-0 with only one shot at a double is a disgrace. Yes the coal scavenging Clayton played great, but it does not nullify the performance by Wade. The plus side of that was Wade, Durrant and MVG were all in the same section of the draw, so right away on Thursday night the competition became more interesting.
The other half of the draw also opened up nicely when Krusty the Klown and Mensur Suljovic both suffered early exits, and the highly fancied Ratajski exited early also.
Tonight saw Gurney got 5-0 up on Shitlock who does not look well, I guess his years of drinking, and screwing scumbags like Stephanie Luck must be catching up on him, he always looked a scruffy cunt but his skin is like leather and he looked haggard. Gurney was averaging about 115 and cruising and even went 8-1 up. Shitlock started playing and the crowd was truly behind shitlock which seemed to get to the chinny cunt and Shitlock got it back to 9-7 before losing. Were it first to 11 instead of ten I think Shitlock would have came back and won. Seeing Smith against Rapid Ricky in the Friday night prime slot was funny, as we know ITV set it that way thinking it would be MVG against Durrant. Serves them right. Could this finally be the time Chizzy wins a title of note ?
Wade, MVG,Mensur,and Krusty are all gone, Ando never qualified. You have to think Cross, Price, Aspinall or Gurney who have won big titles in the PDC are the favorites. You can forget Bellyboy, the fucker only got this far because he played Ian White who shits himself wherever there is a tv camera.
After seeing the hunchback win the Grand Prix and the Champions League, its good to see him gone and someone else going to pick up a title, in front of that huge crowd of thousands.
Also, take at look at this disturbing video clip of Paul Nicholson dancing, that was posted on twitter by a crayon munching Spasticus Autisticus
Disturbing
Check out the stance on the queer ref in the background as well.
And lastly to any prick that whines how I can go on about the BDO making countless mistakes after mistake, typo after typo , and the BDO not proof reading, yet this blog has spelling errors out of laziness, just remember I do not have to be mistake free, as I am not claiming to be professional. I am not taking a salary or charging expenses for my services. I don't pretend to put on a "world pro" nor have other people depending on my decisions .
If you do not like what you read on here, or are offended, then fuck off and dont visit again No one is forcing you to read this.
