Friday, August 30, 2019

The venue was as expected darkened in the hope it would mask the lack of people in attendance, fuckall tickets sold, despite Des the liar claiming tickets were selling well. When you factor in the amount of free tickets given out, half the pathetic crowd paid.
Des the liar promised he had sponsors lined up which he would announce if he got the job as chairman, so where the fuck are they ? No major sponsor for this dire event.
Will he blame the old board for his lies again ?
This clusterfuck of a joke of a comp should have been cancelled and only went ahead as a vanity project, and with no sponsor this will be a financial kick in the balls for the BDO, even if the prize money is absolutely atrocious, just like the darts.

Meanwhile the social media account belonging to the chairman of this pathetic bdo was posting telling bdo scum how to watch Eurosport for free. I doubt Eurosport would be too happy with Des the liar.
Seems the scum who claim to be "fanatics" are only that when they do not have to pay for tickets or subscribe to Eurosport or ever put their hands in their pockets to actually support the organisation they claim to be fanatic about.I laughed when I read today how the camera focused on the lack of crowd earlier today and focused on a girl who was watching her Ipad.She was watching the PDC Euro tour on it.

Throughout the day the Comms kept mentioning how the crowd...or lack of, were stifled....no shit.
Highlights of the afternoon session was seeing a polish jobber with an 81 average beat Warty Montgomery who averaged even less. The match was so bad, that even the guy putting the scores on darts for windows started making shit up, checkout this screenshot I took.



Gary Jobson sent packing by a yank who had never won a game on tv before today.Remember everyone, Jobbo is supposedly a "top player"

In the evening session which was just as terrible William Mandigers won a "classic" 5-4 with a break of throw that was a 30 darter....yes a 30 darter.
The seven people in the audience was bored senseless.Mandigers won a last 16 match in a so called " Major" with an average of 75.83
The lowest losing average in the PDC Euro tour tonight was better than that which Mandigers won with. Appalling stuff.
Checkout the scoring in this leg.


Scott Waites was battered by Daniel Day, the same Daniel Day who is a complete jobber on the PDC challenge tour....then so is Scott Waites, he joined Warty and Jobson in been sent packing, I am sure they can spend the rest of the weekend propping up the bar and horsing pints like it was lakeshite all over again. Waites defeat also means he will no longer be a seed at the next pathetic bdo event, the Masters in October.

The Comms tried to hype the highlight of the night was the upcoming match between Martin Adams, the man who claimed would never play in a PDC under Barry Hearn, until he sold out his so called principles and went crawling to the PDC in the Grand Slam cap in hand for the PDC coin, tonight the bearded prick was up against a fat fucking farmer cunt who claimed in the past he could not travel more than 2 hours to darts events, but had no problem going to Australia and get his arse handed to him by Damon Heta.
In one leg the beared cunt started with scores of 26, 26, 45, 50, after 12 darts was still on 354.
The game went to a final leg and the bearded prick bust 121 for the win. In fact he had 6 more darts at the 121 and still lost the leg and the match, with both players averaging in the 80s. Afterwards the deluded cunt Adams proceeded to put on his usual fake giggle laugh, and in the interview afterwards said the crowd was fantastic ....what fucking crowd ? A Belgian geriatric with mental problems, a clubfooted brummie with a chromosome imbalance, some fat munter with more chins than a chinese phonenook, a midget in a blue jacket, Glen Durrant, and some krusty looking cunt in a Hawaiian shirt who kept dancing on his own as the players came out to the most embarrassing walk ons ever seen.
I am sure there will be some Eurosport director somewhere looking at this and thinking, why the fuck did we sign a 3 year deal with these chavs.
The electrics went in the last game, and the best part of it was the result, I enjoy watching that cunt Parletti another begging bastard, getting beat every time. Take your mid 80 average., kiss your bdo badge on your shirt, start a begging go fund me page and fuck off Parletti.


The bdo loving scum every week cry over my opinions, so lets deal with some facts not in dispute for a bit.This clusterfuck comp for peanuts is classed as a Major despite the prize fund lower than the lowest prize fund in the entire PDC full pro tour.Today saw 16 matches over the day, the same number of matches that took place on the PDC Euro tour.
Guess which code had the most sub 80 averages ? Yep...the BDO. there was 4 players who averaged in the 70s....four, and this is the best of the BDO. Warty and Wes Newton both averaged 80 and just managed to avoid adding to the list.
 The PDC Euro tour tonight did not have the top seeds playing and the standard was far superior without their top players.
The BDO was a last 16, the PDC was a last 48 with the winners then qualifying for a last 32.
Over half the players tonight in the bdo shit event failed to reach the 90 average.

Guess which code had the higher standard ? Correct...the PDC
Guess which code had the biggest crowd ? Yep..The PDC
Guess which comp has the higher prize fund ? correct..the PDC

The BDO did have a ton plus average today, in fact it was a 104 average and the record average ever in the history of the CatasTrophy, only fitting it was hit by a PDC jobber who qualified via the qualifiers yesterday. How long before the mentally deficient mushrooms complain about him in the comp or some bitter twisted cunt demands he return any prize money ? They have history of this.

When Andy Hamilton is whitewashing players in a dark room for peanuts, you know how bad things are in the BDO.
Glen Durrant gave an interview at the CatasTrophy tonight and said he was " a bdo guy at heart and that is why I am here"
Lying cunt. This is the sort of bullshit the cunt spouts and then wonders why people slate him. Durrant is only there because he failed to qualify for the PDC euro tour currently going on and we all know had he qualified for the Euro Tour, he would be in Vienna and not in that dump in Blackburn. Did Durrant really think people would buy his lies and not see through his bullshit.
Not content with just that, The Bells Palsy cunt said  he has played MVG, Wade and Michael Smith and "Scott Mitchell was as tough as they come"....what sort of drugs did Durrant take ?
He said Jim Williams was his best friend, odd, it used to be Tony Eccles, who is 5 years in to his 16 year sentence for the multiple raping of a schoolgirl.

Speaking of spouting bullshit and Jim Williams who we all know is a deluded simpleton who once claimed there was a bright future for the BDO, Williams did an interview where he claimed he does not travel much any more for comps and has cut down on traveling, the interview coming a week after he travelled to Australia for an event where he had his arse handed to him by Damon Heta.

Almost 2 weeks ago Mark McGeeney did an interview on a website where he claimed
“I was BDO World Number One and considered myself number 129th in the world as there were 128 tour card holders above me. If you want to be the best, you have got to play against the best, week in week out. That is what I am doing now in the PDC. There’s always a higher goal and the PDC was it.”
This caused a load of mushrooms to deflect and make excuses, The website and the interview has since been deleted, I wonder if the website owner took it down because he was threatened with slaps, had his family members stalked, his parents illness's mocked, had cunts like Chris Mason post on social media looking for his address, posting pictures taken of facebook ? After all this is how the scum of the BDO react to reading things they dont like on the internet.

As for the PDC Euro tour, Josh Payne led 4-1 agaist Ladyboy Rodriguez and missed match darts and lost the game.
Was impressed with the player Adam Gawless, the 17 year old making his debut who averaged 99.3 in his win against Ross Smith, who averaged 98.1.
Thankfully Justin Pipe was dumped out, even if it was by the elongated string of misery Vincent van der Voort.
Unlike the BDO with its multiple averages in the 70s, the Euro tour saw only one sub 80 average and that was for Alex Steinbauer a home nation qualifier.
De Zwaan missed double 12 for a nine darter in his win against Christian Goedl.

So despite Adams the beggar, busting 121 and throwing away the win, despite Warty, Parletti, Unterbuchner, and Jobson, the so called top players being turfed out, the award this week goes to the proven liar Des, for saying tickets sold well, when it was clear they did not, despite giving away freebies.
For using his official account on how to avoid paying for Eurosport, the only channel stupid enough to willingly show that shit and lastly but most importantly, having this clusterfuck of an event go ahead as a vanity project, when it clearly made more sense to cancel it.
Ticket sales were always going to be dire, and it was going to be a money loser, especially when there was no sponsor coughing up towards the prize fund.I bet the lying sack of shit will never address the fans who might ask where are all these sponsors he promised, thankfully there are some people still in the BDO who will speak up, like Tony Martin who posted on fanatics this week the following before it disappeared.

One of the first to defend the bdo shit was of course that decrepid old fossil cunt Tommy the jew Thompson who spouted the "loyalty" reply and totally ignored the valid points of how an English county should not run events for a so called world championships, even if its just a pathetic amateur one.
Any casual fan who has watched PDC darts in the past on ITV, BBC or Sky who saw this shit tonight will not have been impressed no matter how much spin the BDO board, players and the fans try put on it. That shit tonight done more damage to the BDO than good.
It is going to be even worse tomorrow when the munters take their carcasses to the stage, while in Vienna the top seeds enter the Euro tour.