Knob of the Week goes to that obese hunchbacked arrogant dutch prick Mongo van Gerwen.
Not because he was pathetic Thursday night in the Premier League and was deservedly well beaten by James Wade, but this is the dutch prick who had the nerve to berate Merv King last week about "not trying" and coming across like the total prick he is.
We all know Merv King is a hypochondriac and suffers from everything except period pain and dutch elms disease, but MVG should have been thankful Merv "did not try" cos when Merv did try like he did tonight he sent the lard arse dutch prick packing.
It is now 3 years since he won a game the UK Open, as he lost last year in his first match against the black cobra De Zwaan.
The real kicker and reason for his Knob of the Week is not only his 2 defeats in 24 hours, his 3 years without a win in the UK Open but for having the nerve to criticize Merv King's attitude last week when MVG's attitude in his 2 defeats was equally as bad as Merv's. That is the height of double standards and I doubt the dutch cunt even has the intelligence to realize it.
Then there is Barney,seeing the hypogylcemic lazy arse postman going out in his first match, and his last ever game in the UK Open....he won't be missed.Good riddance.
And then there is the Incredible Sulk, Gary Anderson, who went out tonight and showed how lack of match practice can cost you.
Odd how Gary Anderson gets the same bad back as Merv King and Euro jobber Vincent van der Voort every time Ando has a run in with the DRA.
Vermin Price might be a cunt but he showed the right idea by going out and winning comps last week that would have covered his huge fine.
I am not afraid to admit when I am wrong, and I was wrong about Glen Durrant.
I said last week Durrant was the new Ian White. and that was a ridiculous statement when the original Ian White is a better player than Durrant, and when the original Ian White played the deformed pretender to the throne, the Original Ian White won.
Oddly the rimming cunt Dan Dawson called Durrant, who got to the pc final the "best in the world" yet when Gabriel Clemens got to the final Dawson never said the same thing. Yes, the same Gabriel Clemens who sent the Phantom of the opera packing the following day...go figure.
Tell me Dan Dawson you simpleton prick how is Durrant one of the best in the World, when in 6 floor champs he went out early to the likes of Luke Woodhouse,Alan Tabern, Gabriel Clemens and Ian White. When Dave Chisnall the biggest choker in the PDC throwing an average in the 80s is beating Durrant in a final you realize Durrant clearly is nowhere near the elite level players.
Durrant lost in his only appearance in the PL, never made it past the last 8 in the Grand Slam and had to depend on a league spot for a tourcard, and today he jobbed to Gavin Carlin in the UK Open chucking an average in the low 80s.
These are hardly the stats worthy to back up a "best in the world" claim.
No surprise the simple minded cunts who kiss the hole of the over rated Durrant went quiet this evening.
I saw Kirk shepherd on the stage today and he seems like a player who has been around for ages....and people call him old, yet he is SIXTEEN years younger than Durrant.
Then this sucking up and rimming of ex Lakeshite winners is nothing new by the retarded bdo fuckwits. Remember how the four eyed shaking plumber was called one of the best ?
It was even worse when Bunting switched and some morons even claimed there was only 2 players in the world better than Bunting all because he won a scabby single floor comp.
Last weekend Bunting went out early both days, and both times averaging in the 70s.Tonight Bunting went out early as well.
Sick to the fucking teeth of bdo cunts hyping the most average cunts on earth as something special all because they won a bob potter cup.
Let the likes of Jamie Cave-In and countless others be a reminder that one swallow does not make a spring and winning a floor comp means fuckall in the grand scheme of things. I think Durrant will do okay on the PDC tour, but wont be anywhere the elite top player the deluded mushroom cunts imagine he will be.
Then there is Mark McGeeney, a player ranked higher than Durrant in the BDO. yes their former #1 is setting out his stall and making his run to be the new leader of the 2019 Job Squad....he jobbed today early in the UK Open, as did Scott Baker, Conan Whitehead and Daniel Day.
Speaking of former BDO #1s, James Wilson managed a whole leg in his raping by James Wade.
Now on to some of the other hammerings today that gave me great delight.
Geert Nentjes battering the slow cunt Justin Pipe 6-0...thanks for coming now fuck off and never come back.
Mickey Mansell clobbering Noppert 6-1.....go get your eyelashes done again.
Seeing the national front xenophobic poppy shirt wearing droopy prick James Richardson battered was a great result....and battered by a fellow mick made me happy. Richardson finished with less legs than Heather Mills.
Tytus Kanik going out early 6-0 might give him some time to take a shower, and allow the remaining players on the tour the chance to breath easier.
Delighted to see Ian McFarlane go out earlier and be hammered, a fat pot bellied prick and childish cunt and hypocrite. Here is a guy who spent years slating the PDC at every opportunity, despite him constantly trying for a tourcard, once claimed the UK Open draw was rigged, and left dart forums after he had a hissyfit,
I know he reads here so Ian, delighted you lost you fat fuck and proven liar.
This competition suddenly is far more interesting now.
Gone are the 3 dutch miserable cunts of Hunchback,his best friend the lanky string of Misery, and the head shaking postman.
Gone are the over hyped bdo refugees of Bells Palsy, Scabies Arm, the Paul Weller wannabe, Fat Bunting, and the shaky Plumber.
Gone are the 2 "scottish" players of the Incredible sulk and Krusty the Klown.
If we could get the leek carrying, sheep shagging, coal scavenging taffy cunts of Price, Lewis and Clayton out next it would be ideal....but we cant have everything. Hopefully Jamie Hughes knocks out Vermin Price.
The Brummie accent is like the universal language of down syndrome. Its awful.
You know this comp has had some fucked up results when Dave Chiz-nil is still in it.
The World #1, #3 and #4 are all out.
James Wade is the only former winner left in the last 32.
Krusty was the 2017 winner so was defending 70k, his ranking will take a hit and lets hope it continues.
Of the 20 Dutch fuckers that were in the draw this morning only one remains.
It has been a magnificent night of results.
A mention for John Mcdonald, you would think the cunt would know the players names. His pronounciation of players like Ratajski and Clemens in the draw showed either his lack of knowledge or else he is illiterate.
And lastly I enjoyed seeing Tony Martin beating the farmer in the Slovak Open last weekend, I never realised Slovakia was less than 2 hours from dorset...
Not only did Tony win a final, but his wife Anastasia won the munters comp. First time I ever recall a couple winning both events.
