Friday, November 9, 2018


Its not often I find fault with the PDC other than their sterile floor tournaments which breeds leisure centre players and does not help produce players that are needed for tv, but this week the award goes to Unle Barry as head of the PDC for this clusterfuck of a competition the Grand Sham of Darts. A once decent competition is now a shadow of what it was.

First off this should not be a ranking competition. No competition that is , especially when the invited are the begging scum of the BDO who offer absolutely fuckall to the comp should be ranked..How many years is it now since a free loading bdo cunt got to the last 8 ?
The Premier League, World Series events etc are all unranked because they are invitaional, so why is the Grand Ssham a ranking event ? There is no need for it.

Secondly and even more ridiculous is the qualifying criteria for this event that gets worse every year. Its bad enough the quality of bdo begging scum deteriorates year on year, where the bdo begging brigade contains a bells palsy cunt, a dutch version of Beavis with gloves and a medallion, a cunt with scabies on his arm, a deluded cunt who when not falling of hoverboards claims he is a top player, a PDC challenge tour jobber who won their Masters,  A queer looking coal scavenger, a German jobber that makes Max hopp look talented, and lastly a obese and narcissistic farmer with delusions of grandeur.
This week after wade won the World Series fans were quick to applaud his efforts but the fat farmer in an effort yet again to make himself seem important hijacked a tweet that was not even aimed at him to make it all about himself
Check out this attention seeking.

Also on the subject of qualifying criteria.
Putting aside the inclusion of the BDO begging scum by Uncle Barry, which he no doubt allows enter as to give these begging paupers a pay day since the PDC can afford it, seeing as they know how to run a business, the inclusion of 8 floor jobbers is a fuckin joke.

Look at the entrants in this years comp and look who is sat at home.
We get to watch scooty eye Joe Murnan in the Grand Sham,while a 2 time World champion in Adrian Lewis is sat at home thanks to a qualifying process that rewards leisure centre players.
While we are bored senseless by Steve Hine handing out muffins, or fivers to homosexual markers, the likes of Daryl Gurney who won a PDC major is sat at home while his tears rust his necklace with the picture of his dead boyfriend.
Dave Chisnall another sat at home. Even Merv king could not be arsed to enter the floor comp.

As I said last week, the guys that thrive in the sterile empty leisure centres are not the ones who thrive on TV.
The places for this comp, should have been made up from the ranking system or success on euro tours or any event that was televised or streamed.

If this event wants to be seriously considered a proper ranking Major, the bdo begging scum need fucking out for good, and the comp should focus only on players that perform in TV comps. Time for the shit to fucked aside, and about time Uncle Barry took a leaf out of Olly Crofts book and tell the bdo beggars with their hand out that "we don't owe the players a living".

Last weekend I am not sure which gave me more enjoyment, seeing Wade winning a second tv title against Bellyboy or Wade smashing the fuck out of the lazy hypoglycemic postman liar. After the dutch head shaking cunt beat Hunchback van Gerwen I bet he started to think that was his Premier League spot sorted.
He then prior to his match called Wade lucky after winning the European champs, and whilst Wade was lucky, it was the condescending tone from that lazy bastard where he tried to be smug and dismiss Wade, so when Wade mauled him it was a joy to witness.
Wade was averaging 105 after winning 8 legs on the trot, where as Barney had only 2 darts at a double at that point. Hopefully this showed everyone including those in power that the Dutch cunt is not fit for the PL.

Speaking of the World Series, you could tell Bellyboy had never won a TV title when he completely shat himself when he missed all those match darts in the final. I like Bellyboy as a player, and whilst true he did choke, he was only given the chance to choke because Wade came so close to being an even bigger fuck up.
Wade should have wrapped it up a leg earlier when he had a huge lead but bust 121, and even had match darts after that., so in effect Wade fucked up first, but the lack of experience showed and Bellyboy succumbed to the pressure, but then so did Gerwyn Price and Max Hopp the week before that.
I am obviously glad Wade won but would not have begrudged Smith a TV title, and think Wade was right what he said in his interview afterwards that when Smith gets going he will be a truly top player, and a Smith victory may have been a better result for the game as a whole.

A mention as usual for the retarded bdo fans who never cease to spout utter crap. This week I read some on twitter calling for Martin Adams to get an invite to Lakeshite. The level of stupidity among these people never ceases to amaze me.Check out this fucking pleb
Another moron posted this on social media

He wants 16 in it. That is the 8 already in plus names another 8 beggars( parletti included obviously) and then adds the word "more". I was going to tell him that adds up to more than 16.
Do the BDO contribute anything towards the cost of running this event ?
Do the bdo contribute anything towards the prize fund ?
Has the BDO brought in any sponsors ?
Did they round up the milkmen of Preston to litter the cafes and chip shops of the north to promote this event ?

Course not, but it does not stop retarded cunts like him calling for more players. As it is the "top" bdo scum cannot get to the last 8, can you imagine adding munters to this already fucked up shit. Typical bdo thinking, and then they wonder why the bdo is in the shitter. Then Joe Reid does not even know who the president of the USA is....read his posts.

Earlier today I read some posts on a forum where some people were rimming the hole of Geert de Vos and how he once had a 113 average in the Grand Slam back in 2015 as if one game played over a short format somehow validated the useless bdo jobbers being in the slam. Needless to say, not one of them rimming the hole of De Vos mentioned how he failed to get out of his group that year, or how the game before he lost 5-0 to Terry Jenkins and averaged in the 80s
Now this clusterfuck comp starts tomorrow expect the mushrooms to be out in force wearing their rose tinted glasses.