With no PDC darts until the one and only proper official World Championships begins on December 13, its been a quiet week except for rumors, forum gossip and the usual bullshit from the BDO.
The BDO Masters winner Adam Smith Neale broke his ankle it seems according to stories floating around in a night club in Bologna after he was seemingly pushed, of course the statement released by the BDO states he slipped off a kerb. I know I am at that age where I am too old for night clubs and too young for bingo , but since when did night clubs have kerbs in them ?
The statement made for hilarious reading though:
You would think that now the chubby waiter with the plastic looking teeth would have his own facebook account instead of having his wife use it.
This is the mentality and stupidity of these people. You would not see Barry Hearn's wife using his twitter that Uncle Barry would use for press releases or whatever.
I wonder if he was insured, or did he take the Dave Parletti route and say fuck it , I can always beg for the money and even make a profit.
With the BDO mickey mouse tin pot January Jobber January coming up it was the most publicity they got and that was having people laughing. Personally I hope he makes it to Bobs shack, if only for the PDC challenge tour midcarder to take some money out of the pockets of those who use Lakeshite as their annual week long piss up. With Andy Hamilton and the Black hole of entertainment Wes Newton also competing, I am sure a good few members of "the family" wont be pleased if they did well.
The same people who ridiculed Hamilton and Wes Newton while they were jobbing in the PDC are now claiming to be happy said players have made it.
Odd how suddenly they "in form" again, the retarded fanatics will try anything than admit the standard is so weak in the BDO you only have to look at the success of PDC jobbers have had in the BDO.
Ratajski who has no tourcard won the Masters last year, a player not even close to the top of the lower second tour of the PDC won the Masters this year, and Hamilton and Wes qualified for Lakeshite....and Wes missed almost half the bdo season and still made it.
The BDO players bombed as usual in the GSoD, where their golden boy Phantom of the Opera was jobbing to Andrew Gilding.
I still smirk remembering the look on Bells Palsy's face as he could not comprehend how he could throw a good average and a player did not roll over and quit like what happens in the BDO.
As for the fanatics, these morons spent ages complaining and defending the munters saying they should be earning more money, and when the PDC came along and offered the munters the chance to make more money than they could at Bobs slum, a lot of the Munters could not be bothered to turn up.
Then the very same fanatics who cried the munters need more money then defended the likes of Bo Selecta, Trina the Bulldyke for not entering the PDC Women's qualifiers. These clowns are so biased they are not coherent enough to realize how often they contradict themselves.
But enough of the scum and their two bit comp that is only an excuse for a piss up.
Simon Shitlock sent out a tweet yesterday saying
So looking forward to the @OfficialPDC @WilliamHill 2019 WC, playing best darts of my life, confident and looking forward to be back in the @unibet Premier League in February... the wizard is back.
I suspect he wont be selected. You only have to look at who is in contention
1. Rob Cross the reigning World Champ
2. MVG the Premier League holder as well as winner of the Grand Prix and Masters
3. Gary Anderson, winner of the Matchplay, UK Open, Champions League and US Masters
4. James Wade with back to back TV titles in the European Championship and World Series title
5. Vermin Price , winner of the Grand Slam
6. Ski slope face Gurney , winner of the Players championships
7. Krusty the clown ,the world #3 who won the Melbourne Masters
8. Mensur Suljovic the World #7, who won the German Masters in the World Series, as well as the Danish Darts Open
9. Micheal Smith who won a World Series event in Shanghai, and a few finals including the final of the World Series Final
10...that lazy dutch head shaking parasite with the pathetic presence and charisma as an unconscious wino, Barney who we just know will get a totally undeserved spot, and his only title this year was when the Hunchback carried the sweaty bastard to a World Cup win.
I believe Shitlock is more deserving than Barney, then so are many others.
The Barney suck ups have tried to claim Barney is needed to sell tickets, but the tickets for the double header in Rotterdam were already all sold out in record time without even a name being mentioned at the time.
I would even have Fatpot in before Barney, at least Fatpot Lewis has more name value, has twice as many World titles as Barney since Barney has just the one, and here is the real point, Fatpot is moving in the right direction , where as Barney is sliding down the ranking.
Why reward failure ?
I know the Premier League to me is just a glorified exbo, all be it a well earning one, and I might not care much for it as a comp, but I bet to fuck the players care.
Another excuse the Barney suck ups like to cite is how he beat MVG in the World Series, but conveniently "forget" he got his arse handed to him by James Wade in the next round when got mauled..
Other be carried to a micky mouse world Cup by MVG, he won one match against MVG in a non ranking World Series what else has the cunt done. He basically gave two fingers to the players champs and euro tours, so why reward him ?Even Dimitri van der Bergh done more on TV this year, retained the Youth world title, hit a 9 darter on TV
Barney only months ago promised he would do the full tour next year...suddenly,Wade, Price , Gurney etc start winning titles so out came his retirement speech...so much for his promise of doing the full tour. Of course this was his intended ploy, in order to hoodwink people in to him getting an undeserved place. I hope the cunt gets battered at Ally Pally.
Another player I would rather see in the PL would have been Corey Cadby, who I believe could have had a great world champs, but that is now fucked.
So much for the claims of his manager in the summer that Cadby would be back for the latter part of the year. Not sure who was responsible for this fuck up with the visa, be it Corey or his manager but that makes them completely retarded.
I did laugh at some comments on forums this week by people who dislike Cadby because he is over the top or celebrates too much or is a show off and people compared him to that stunted Welsh maggot and manlet Vermin Price. Cadby maybe a scumbag ex con but he is a good player but nowhere near the level of Price in terms of being a cunt on the oche. In fact MVG is more of a cunt on the oche than Cadby.
