Less than 2 weeks before the competition the bdo call a "Major", the winmau Masters starts, and no sign nor mention if this is even being televised. I am not even sure what connection winmau still has with this. The cretins who spouted this "progress under Des" have since gone quiet.
There is some mickey mouse 2 bit shit of an event on this weekend in the BDO so will be curious to see if the chubby ex waiter will do what he did in previous comps and stay in a chalet for most of the weekend avoiding players and fans who are sick to death of having their questions on things like Lakeshite being ignored.
Speaking of that, the new BDO website that would take a couple of hours to update seemingly happened , even if the "couple of hours" ended up being nearly a whole fucking week. No mention where their "World Pro" is being held either. Of course no mention of a sponsor let alone a tv deal for that either.Good luck getting any type of crowd away from bob Potter rundown hotel.
No sign of the sponsors the lying fat ex waiter promised when he made his bullshit declarations when he was looking for votes to replace popcorn teeth. Then he is a proven liar, so anything that comes out of his vile mouth cannot be taken as truth, like when he publicly stated he had no intention of taking over the BDO.
To think Olly Croft was stabbed in the back and ousted by prostate hole Adams and Popcorn teeth, because the BDO only had the Masters and Lakeshite on BBC, the BDO have gotten so bad that if they had that now it would be a dream come true. I often wonder if Olly is hanging on to see the BDO die.
I remember reading on forums and social media, and even said myself there will never be anyone as useless as Popcorn teeth, I am not so sure now, the Jacklins could not only be on a par, they might be even worse.
A mention for Deta Hedman this week who is either suffering the early stages of dementia, bought the bullshit her lapdog fed her, or really is fucking retarded, check out what she spouted here
Deta Hedman's mental illness
I love how they mention the number of mickey mouse titles she won, but omits the Lakeshite ones she choked in.
She hilariously thinks the munters are as good as the men ...really ?
The best munter player is Lisa Ashton, who wins events at a canter, and in her last 30 matches she has not hit an average in the 90s, they were all well below that. How in the blue fuck are women as good as men ? The only thing the munters can do as well as the men is grow moustaches, horse pints and haul fat bellies around.
This comment from here had me laughing
"It's a natural thing that the women’s game gets bigger now too."
The only thing getting bigger in munters darts are the heifers playing the game.
And the mental illness of a Munters Premier League...seriously, who in their right mind would dare to produce that shit, let alone watch it.These munters think there are like womens tennis where they can attract viewers.
Womens tennis had beautiful athletic and talented girls like Anna Kournakova ,darts had fat ugly useless things like Anca Zilstra and Julie Gore. Could the gulf be any wider ?
When the 2 munters who qualify for Ally Pally bomb, which make no mistake will happen, the only plus side is all the media attention will only serve to highlight how shit they really are, and the reality and truth might eventually start to sink in with the munters.
On the topic of useless bdo cunts playing in a PDC event, this leads me to Uncle Barry and his Grand Slam of Darts.
Uncle Barry has been superb for Darts but he really has got to sort out this competition.When you have a situation where a double World champion in Adrian Lewis, and multiple Major winner James Wade are not in the Grand Slam but Gary Jobson is, you know how utterly retarded things are.
Remember when that mentally and physically stunted Scottish groper Warty , and the attention whore farmer Mitchell use to cry about PDC players should not be allowed in BDO ranking events ? That's right they objected to that, so why in the fuck are the PDC inviting useless bdo shit into a PDC ranking event. The bdo scum that enter are not only hypocrites, but money hungry grabbing cunts.
Although to be fair,for the likes of Gary Jobson it could be his biggest payday in years.Says a lot when BDO jobbers have to depend on the PDC to survive for income.
As it stands, players like Fatpot and Wade who made PDC ranking finals this year are missing out, but we get the begging bastard Dave Parletti, the useless Wesley Harms,etc ....how depressing.
It is years since a bdo player made a last 8,so why are these cunts being invited back.
In the last 4 years of 8 bdo players each year just the one single player hs managed to win a knockout match .Even if the bdo scum had an ounce of talent they should not be allowed in a PDC ranking event, as I said earlier, PDC are not allowed in BDO ranking events.
Christ only know what jobbers will qualify from the PDC qualifiers for the GSoD.
Here is another problem that needs addressing, history has shown for the most part a lot of floor players who can win in an empty leisure centre in Barnsley or Wigan or whatever northern shithole they are in, inevitably are then shit on TV.
TV competitors should be selected on performances made on TV. Look at the players who were dominant on the floor over the years, Mark Walsh, Justin Pipe, Wayne Jones, Ian White etc....these guys were utter shit on TV.
There should be no qualifiers in a leisure centre for the Grand Slam. If they need players select those who lost in PDC tv finals, and if that's not enough euro tour losing finalists, or even the order of merit., but fuck floor comps where some cunt like Kirk Shepherd draws a guy like Barrie Bates for a spot to play Justin Pipe. No one wants to see these cunts stinking up an event, bad enough we have to tolerate the bdo shit for the early rounds til they get sent packing.
Anyhow this weekend sees the Champions League of Darts.
I saw one bitter mushroom cunt claim it was only a exbo, which is true, in fact its a non ranking glorified exbo at that, but tells you how the BBC view BDO darts, when they dumped the BDO for a non ranking glorified exbo.
Tonight on facebook, Phantom of the Opera posted this on his own facebook which was supposedly written by a cheshire player.
"I seriously don't ever think I've been as angry at a BDO event than I am right now. £20 we paid for pairs! Wait 15 minites for a marker that doesn't turn up! Go to control and what do we get told "FIND YOIR OWN MARKER" what a piss take! So we were angry we were annoyed so we wait...and wait....and wait and Guess what.. no volunteer marker. So some lady with the other two players goes up and kicks off to be told tell them to pay for a marker (Head EXPLODED). By this point my heads gone! We loose the game 3-1. I go to control for 20 minutes arguing complaining moaning my arse off that we aren't marking as nobody gets scrapped for it. To be told I'd be brought the rules. The 'official' come back with no rules but wiping their eyes!! Completely ignores me..lets two bdo 'pros' by the side of me back into the comp after being called 3 times and scrapped from the event. I walked away in disbelief knowing that nothing would be sorted...FUMING! But seeing why these idiots are so far behind the PDC! Never have I been so angry at an event and this is also missing details out as I've ranted enough!!".
Fuck off you ugly bells palsy cunt, afterall you were the one kissing your shirt and citing BDO for life when you shit yourself and committed yourself to the them.
Are you expecting people to sympathize with you or your "friend" now ?
If you are unhappy, or if your friend is unhappy, then leave. or does your friend lack the balls to join the PDC like you did ?
This is not the first time draws were rigged, rules changed , preferential treatment given etc in the bdo, so why act like this is something new.
Anyone in the BDO deserves the shit they get.
