PDC Grand Prix Final.
An enjoyable final, but disappointed Mervyn King bottled it.Merv has been making excuses long before he ever joined the PDC, and blaming the crowd only served to make him seem bitter.The crowd were anti king but to claim they stopped him from playing is laughable.The crowd were bad but no worse that the scumbags shouting out during the brown game in the masters and that was worse due to the venue neing less than half full so it stood out more.
As for MVG , was hoping king would win but still happy for MVG who was clearly very happy to win what he called "his first big major"...so much for the masters then ..hahahaha.
He should now be a cert for the premier league but more importantly he can kick on and push himself further up the ranking and be the player he has promised to be.
BDO Masters.
What a day of sub standard darts for a so called major.With the eception of the eventual deserved winner Steve Bunting and the fine match between Brown and wilson the rest was piss poor.
In the quarters bunting performed well,Brown and Wilson served up the game of the competition with the Irish guy being the only player to achieve a 100 average a rarity in the bdo.Wesley Harms looked good, but then again Stevie Wonder would look good against Phil Nixon, the guy is absolute shit and if we ever see him on tv again it will be too soon. The over rated O Shea scraped through his quarter with a measley 82 average, against a swiss jobber who would be better off being up a mountain yodelling with a toblerone up his arse, staring at a cuckoo clock.
In the semis Harms decided to sulk must be a dutch thing, he was as bad as VvdV , Klassen and Barney when it came to headshaking, and bunting deservedly won.In the other semi brown had a few chances but never took them and the crowd were a disgrace, O Shea then did enough to scrape into another final.
As for the final itself, well the deserved player won, bunting who averaged over 90 in his 3 matches had too much for the old bridesmaid.Its not hard to see why O Shea never won a major, mid 80 averages wont win fuckall, and for him to reach the final of a major with a comp average less than 85 proves he has fuckall to offer.
He once reached a lakeshite final with a tournament average of 86, he just aint good enough,
Rob McCaffrey, Tony Green, Martin Firzmaurice and Vassos Alexander should never be allowed near a tv camera or microphone again, they are abysmal.Spineless another useless cunt on the mic.
On the plus side i thought the fat pink wearing Mitchell was quite good, a far better pundit than he is a player.
As for Bunting, he claimed he has a family to feed now, and judging by the size of the disgustingly obese Bunting and his woman he will need to win a lot to sort that out.I hope they like peanuts as that all he will make in the bdo , unless of course he wants to do what Spineless and The Yorkshire Beggar does and hang round sniffing at the top heavy lakeshite prisefund.
So thats it from the BDO on TV for 3 months, until we are subjected to 9 evenings in january, before another break on 9 months.. ...a total of 9 evening of darts from the bdo in the next 51 weeks....but maybe just as well. as the majority of this shit standard competition was not fit for tv.
BDO
What a shambolic state the masters has truly become. I can understand now why the BDO are in no rush to find tv tournaments if this is the best they got.No wonder the venue was less than half full. It was truly pathetic standard overall.Ross the boss sent home without getting on tv, no doubt he will moan about that,Prins spotted a camera and folded as usual, Steve Douglas was utter rubbish and was delighted to see a fellow paddy in Brown take the useless jobber out.Speaking of completely useless cunts, Scotty Mitchell the fat invisible dog walking muppet hammered again, though hardly surprising since he is shit.The even fatter Bunting managed to scrape through another round.
Bad state of affairs when Gary Robson and the well past his sell by date Tony O Shea had to be relied on for the match of the night, and that was only an average standard.The Rohit-v- Junghans was another crap game with the Indian going walkabout like a headless chicken, but nothing could compare to the last game of the night.Nixon versus Head has to be the worst game I have ever witnessed on tv, it was truly shocking.At one stage vassos claimed nixon was getting in to gear, this when nixon upped his average from 61 to 65.We are well used to absolute shit performances in the bdo , but when both players play as badly as that its time to give up the game and accept that they are wasting their time.
Its obvious now why the bdo board dont bother their arse trying to get tv time for their jobbers it was horrendous viewing., Nixon eventually wont the match with a 73 average, his opponent Head had a 76 average....even the women players Deta Hedman and Julie gore had better than that..
Vassos spoke how he liked seeing the International players during the Rohit-v-Junghans game, wait til the world championships where 30 of the 32 players are from Holland and the UK, world championships my arse.Fatzmaurice on the verge of a heart attack, thick as pigshit Tony Green like some demented over medicated pensioner and interviews from the bar, the bdo is actually getting worse and before this competition I did not think this was possible.I can only imagine what sunday brings
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Since the very first night the seeds were sent tumbling, Anderson has been awful for a long time now and is plummeting down the rankings, Tez who has been playing well enough sent packing along with Whitlock, Wade & Barney alone in the first round, and by the time the second round had finished Taylor & Lewis had exited.Unfortunately boring cunts like the chest beating henry the eight lookalike with the lisp had reached the quarter finals along with the slow cunt with a punctured looking head like an extra of sesame street., and the moronic wannabe wrestler who thinks berating bristow on twitter makes him something special.
Thankfully the 3 of them went out in tonights quart finals, which now leaves a line up of Mervyn King-v-Brendan Dolan and MVG -v- Wes Newton.I am hoping for a King-v- MVG final., and surely the winner at least will be assured of a PL spot as well.
This competition has also brought about a whole heap of major changes in the OoM.
Along with ando dropping down, barney is outside the top ten, replaced by the slow cunt, wes will go above wade dependent on results, and shold king or mvg do win they would break into the top 10.
BDO
What a magnificent start to the Masters.I knew it was gonna be a shit standard but even I am surprised it was this atrocious.Spineless sent packing by a complete jobber who averaged in the 70s for most of the match, the sour cunt then tried to claim it was because his glasses were not fitting properly.I hope he cried himself to sleep tonight the yellow cunt.
Scott Waites, king of the Beggars and defending champion hammered by an Irish qualifier, magnificent.Robbie Green another in a long list of jobbers who threw an average in the 70s taken apart by the pub player and blanche hunt lookalike Phil Nixon....even Men in black jobber Gary Robson managed to get a win over the over hyped Glen Durrant.
Ultimate Darts Superstar Jim Williams who put out the Amateur World Chump Kist in the qualifiers, disposed of the Mr Bean lookalike Mr Coat.Even Martin Atkins the player tipped to be a future pdc top 16 player lost to perennial lakeshite jobber Davy Prins. "I bet" some people might have gambled on that.
I cannot wait for the rest of this comedy fest.
