By now everyone has seen the letter Des the Liar sent out , and read the many post mortem posts about the bdo, others of forums and social media upset that some people are finding joy in the BDO's misfortune. For me , I take joy in being vidicated nd proven eight in what I have said for years. Long before Des the liar was ever voted in I and plenty others for that matter spoke how this was coming, and would be brought on quicker if Des the liar was given the job, despite all his bullshit that he had spouted. He even publicly announced prior to him taking up the job how he had no intention of ever taking over the bdo but did so any way, we were told he was wealthy, a great business man, he had sponsors lined up, but what people seemed to gloss over was this guy was a scumbag and a liar, with a victim complex who will never accept the blame for his actions, and lay all blame on everyone else.
So it was only a matter of time before this whole thing came to a head
Of course the blame was placed on others like social media which seemingly caused the bdo to be toxic.
The horse braiding simpleton actually thinks if he spouts that horseshit, people will buy it. The reality is social media did not cause any problems in the bdo, the criticisms on social media is a reaction to the said problems in the BDO.
Social media did not rig the draw so his wife Bo Selecta would be ranked for the Masters, that was all Des doing. Social Media did not make up all those names for said rigged draw, Des did that too.
Social Media did not promise to have sponsors lined up and fail to deliver, yep, des did that as well.
Social Media is not responsible for the decision to move from Lakeshite, the only venue the bdo could sell tickets for, to the Indigo back room. Again the fault of Des Anyone sensing a pattern here yet ? Social media were not responsible for the price of the tickets to this mickey mouse bdo shit either, which were more expensive than the tickets to Ally Pally.. Social media is not responsible for the lack of publicity the bdo failed to generate for their event, and social media is not to blame for the countless posters released that contained mistake after mistake.
Even when social media was buzzing over the Fallon Sherrock headlines, did Des and the BDO take advantage of this at the time...of course not.
When Bo Selecta was caught on camera telling people they are goona ave it, was that social media fault, did they make her do that ?
Sportotal were also blamed, and the excuse was they paid £200k to those clowns who did absolutely nothing. They said they paid ~Sportotal £5k a month for 2 years, by my maths thats is £120k, not £200k, so again another contradiction, unless the other £80k was part of some settlement agreement.
Either way it shows how fucked up things are.
In the end it is the players that will pay the price, and the prize money halved, and in typical bdo spin, they still announced it is still the biggest payday in bdo.
I feel no sympathy for the players, a moron could see this was coming, you only had to look at bdo events in recent years to see even the so called fanatics did not give a flying fuck, and could not be arsed attending, and the BDO then moved from the only venue that they could get a crowd at.
Fuck the BDO, and all these assholes who cry about grassroots, county darts etc, that shit will carry if the bdo folded, with the EDO, SDO etc looking after their own interests.
In the end Des can blame Social media, Sportotal,or anyone else but the reality is Des and the BDO are responsible as it was their failures, their lies, their inadequacies that brought all this on, and all those people who stood by and accepted this I have zero sympathy for and are getting what they deserve.
Roll on Q-school .
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PREMIER LEAGUE SELECTION:
Yes I know its only a glorified non ranking exbo, so makes my opinion on this all the more reasonable. Uncle Barry included Glen Durrant in the 9 players and then gave the reason for his inclusion as "he had a wonderful 2019". This begs the question what constitutes a wonderful year, is it money earned ?
If so then James Wade and Dave Chisnall earned more than him, so why are they not in using that logic ?
If its performances and wins in darts, the Durrant won 2 players championships...that's it...just 2, where as plenty others won more than that, in fact Wade won 5 and he only entered half the comps, so again flawed logic from Hearn
For the record I don't think Wade or Chizzy should be in, but neither should Durrant, and as nice a guy he might be, the old cunt is slow and boring as fuck.He makes the black hole of entertainment Wes Newton look charismatic.
And why in the blue fuck is that fat cunt Andy Fordham mkII in the PL. Uncle Barry lied when he said in the announcement that Smith was in due to automatic qualification, that was not true, as at the conclusion of the world final Six chins smith was down to #5 and was NOT in the automatic qualifiers. I know most dart fans are stupid, but when is telling outright lies live on TV then someone needs to remind others of them lies and educate those that will believe anything they are told.
Personally I would have stuck with the top 4 automatic qualifiers of Hunchback, Rob Dross, Welsh Napoleon and Krusty, and the other 5 would be from a selection of the younger players like Jeffrey De Zwaan, Dancing Dimitri, Ricky Evans, the Pole Ratajski, etc.
People will claim that those players are not well known household names...true, but thats the whole fucking point, use this non ranking glorified exbo to make them household names.
I am sick looking at Jimmy Hills bastard lovechild Gurney being a miserable twat, sick of the sight of Bellyboy like an obese child with his strops, fuck those miserable cunts of my screen and give me new fresh faces. The only reason Bellyboy should have been included was because of his then top 4 spot, but when that went, he should have lost any chance, and especially after his Ally Pally first match exit.
Uncle Barry said Sherrock could not be included as she was not a tourcard holder, which was always the rule, hence why Phil Taylor rumors last year were quickly silenced, so if Sherrock ends up one of the weekly contenders without a tourcard, and some new rule is made up to shoehorn her in, then why not give Taylor a contender spot, but knowing them cunts in Sky TV they would more likely invite that sweaty adulterating Dutch head shaking prick back for the Rotterdam night. That prick was given favoritism year after year, so would not surprise me if it happens again for that night.
I am no fan of hunchback and Vermin Price, but at least they are interesting to watch, but months of Durrant Gurney and Andy Fordham mkII who is not far off wearing trainers if he gets any fatter....fuck that.
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Fallon SheerLuck's Favoritism
In the 2019 World Series, there was 5 events not counting the "Finals" event.
Ian White, a top ten player was not invited to a single event of the five. Yet Fallon and her 3 x 90 averages gets an invite to all the events.
Tell me that is not PC bullshit gone too far. Mensur Suljovic another top 10 player got one invite this year.
Fallon Sheerluck gets invited to them all, when a non tourcard holder gets that level of preferential treatment its a slap in the face of those who play week in week out on the tour, and especially to the male PDC players far more superior, and sell more tickets.
It was bad enough the first 2 weeks of Ally Pally were ruined with the pc bollix over and over, the blatant favoritism, and the bias by comms, this shit is now at epic levels of ridiculousness. It is not like these events were not selling out, so the only reason she was invited was for publicity reasons.I understand the need for publicity, when over doing it to the point where you could alienate the core fan base is stupid.I have no problem with her getting an invite to one, or even 2, but all fucking 5....get ta fuck.
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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH
LAST 16:
Steve Beaton -v- Darius Labanauskas
Missed this, and had zero interest nor had time to watch a replay of it. 2 players that bore the fuck out of me, although if honest would have preferred if Beaton had won as Darius is boring as fuck, but wont matter, as Hunchback is battering Darius.
Kim Huybrechts -v- Fluke Humphries.
The Belgian Orphan took the first set and acted like a prick with his prancing about and fist pumping, in the second set Fluke picked it up and deservedly won the set, but the moment that changed the game was in the 3rd set with the score 2-2 in legs, the Belgian prick on 83 and Fluke on 146, Kim went 17, and instead of 16 and a shot of the bull went 10 and single 20 to set up a double, acting like the cocky prick he is, and Fluke stepped up and took out the 146 for the set. I laughed like a cunt at that, and the Belgian prick hole collapsed after that, and he was seething .
In the interview afterwards the seething prick claimed he was a thousand times better than Humphries.
Huybrechts is and has always been an obnoxious odious little vile cunt with ideas above his station. Why he thinks he is something when he won fuck all is a fucking mystery. An ego tripping flemish orphan who needs a good kick in the hole that has actually bought in to his own hype.
What has the Belgian cunt even actually done to warrant his belief he is anything but a jobber ?
Stats , averages, and tournament wins shows he is a deluded prick, Fallon Sheerluck had better averages and stats in this comp that him. He has zero Majors, no tv titles and goes around thinking he is one of the elite.Fuck him.
Dimitri van den Bergh -v- Adrian Lewis
Like almost all Fatpot matches these days, it was another long drawn out match with moments of brilliance in an otherwise poor affair, and this was no different, with Fatpot taking the first set. Fatpot looked fat and unhealthy but Dimitri looked worse, he was sweating and pale and looked like he feel asleep giving blood in a sauna.Dimitri found some form in the 3rd set to reduce the deficit to 2-1 in sets, but Dimi was 3-1 down in no time as he went to shit again. Fatpot's game reverted back to the shit he has thrown for the majority of the last 2 year, and Dimi took the next 2 sets without doing anything special and in to a last set decider we went and Lewis offered nothing and out he went.
To be fair Lewis offered up some great moments in this comp, in every one of his matches, but his overall standard is utter shit compared to the player he once was. Now he is just a shell of that player, and I personally dont think he will ever be a top 5 player ever again.
Peter Wright -v- Jeffrey De Zwaan
De Zwaan was utter shit from the start and was down 3-0 in sets to Krusty who was decent without doing anything spectacular, and with Krusty 2-0 up in legs in the fourth set it looked over, but JdZ came back and won 3 legs to take the set and avoid the whitewash. Krusty seemed to them go to sleep as JdZ went and took the next set to trail 3-2 and was the better player at this stage. The sixth set was the best one yet in terms of quality and averages and JdZ took the set to level the match, in a game that looked like a 4-0 whitewash. Final set saw JdZ break in the first leg, and comeback of the comp looked on but Krusty broke straight back and at 2-2 in legs it went in to a tiebreaker, with Krusty winning the tiebreaker 5-3 and the match. Krusty really is a jammy bastard. All I could think was how that useless Filipino prick Malicdem having 9 darts at 136 to send the fucker packing earlier in the comp. Up to this point Krusty was riding his luck.
Glen Durrant -v- Chris Dobey.
The first 2 sets were shared and each time won with relative comfortable ease. The third set was woeful stuff with countless missed doubles by dobey which allowed Durrant to take a 2-1 lead in sets., and in almost a repeat, Dobey fucked away the next set as well. This was bog standard shit where averages were around 90, which if they were a woman it would be called world class. Dobey suddenly found some form in the 5th set and took it with ease with a 108 average, and game on.By the time the first leg finished in the 6th set, there was a total of 40 missed doubles in the match. Dobey won the set deservedly and on we went to a final set decider in a game that dobey should have won , and ended up losing as he collapsed in the last set. The better player lost, although I was glad durrant won as I thought he would provide a better challenge to Price. Also Durrant is a far nicer person than that welsh scumbag, and at this point Durrant was my preference for the title, as everyone knows I dislike Hunchback and Price, and Aspinall a chav and Dimitri simply aint good enough yet...if ever.
Gerwyn Price -v- Simon Shitlock
Did not see this game, all I caught was the Price interview afterwards, and was surprised when Vermin said in the interview that when he led 2-0 Shitlock was already resigned to defeat and wishing him well in the next round. What a fucking cunt Shitlock is, and if it was some sort of ploy by the scruffy cunt from the world largest penal colony, then it failed, either way, fuck him , good riddance, he stinks up comps, and judging by comments by people who have met him, the scruffy cunt does actually stink.
QUARTER FINALS :
Aspinall -v- Dimitri.
In the first set Aspinall bust 128 and it cost him the leg and the set, but Dimitri was awful at doubles and despite dimitri having multiple chances to break throw blew them all and was soon 4-1 down in sets. When it looked all over with Aspinall throwing for a 5-1 win , Aspinall threw utter muck and Dimitri finally got another set, but still looked like it was only delaying the inevitable. as Aspinall broke in the first leg of the set, but Dimitri started waking up and Dimitri took the set with a leg where both players hit their 10th maximum. Dimitri had a set average of 99 and was now 4-3 in sets and game on again. Dimitri then led 2-0 in legs and looked like the game was going to level but as quickly went to shit and Aspinall was back at 2-2 in legs and was throwing for the match again. This time Aspinall did not fuck it up and wins the match 5-3 in sets. Not a great quality, but a decent watch.
Fluke Humphries -v- Peter Wright
This looked like it was gonna be a quick game as the potbellied 50 year old dressed like a simpleton took a 2 set lead. Humphries was lucky to not be 3-0 down as he scraped the third set to reduce the deficit to 2-1 in sets. Into the fourth set and Krusty was still averaging over 108, while fluke was averaging 102 and Krusty kept improving, and after taking the 4th set to lead 3-1 he was now averaging 110.It was now like a procession as Krusty made it 4-1 in sets and was still averaging 110. Then this is typical Krusty, he gets games where he is unplayable but we all know he wont be doing that in a final. Credit to Fluke though, despite the onslaught, he won the 6th set against the throw with some superb darts, and he was still averaging 103 at this point. In to the 6th set and Krusty went off the boil completely with him dropping from 110 to m106 as Humphries took the set to make it 4-3 in a game Krusty looked to have under wraps. Krusty wrapped it up and won the game 5-3 with an average of 105.86 over 35 legs. Humphries did well to stay in a game where for parts Krusty threw incredible stuff, which included a 170 checkout, the 8th of the comp at that point. Krusty then predicted Durrant would beat Price easy by 5-2 in sets. If Price did win it would make for a better match.
Darius Labanauskas -v- Michael van Gerwen
I expected this to be a 5-0 rout beforehand, and was surprised by Darius taking the first set, and even led 2-1 in the second set, before MVG finally woke up and took the set. MVG took the third set with ease with a 115 average, and this was looking like it would be plain sailing from here in. Hunchback takes the fourth set with a 114.69 average. MVG then went to sleep and allowed Darius to win the set with his 6th set dart. 3-2 in sets, but was just making the scoreline respectful I thought. In the second leg of the sixth set Darius hit 2 maximums to set up the 9 darter and MVG went for 141 to rile up Darius, and Darius missed 6 doubles and lost the leg he should have won and cost him the set.At 2-2 in legs Darius had 9 darts at 164 for the set and blew them, but was allowed back for yet another 3 darts, and blew them. MVG came back for 3 darts at double 16, and won the match with his 3rd dart.
Darius did better than I expected, but could have been even closer were it not for some really bad missed doubles. Darius missed a total of 35 doubles. MVG ended with a 99.5 average.
Glen Durrant -v- Gerwyn Price.
Durrant was the only player I liked left in the comp at this stage, and the one I was hoping would win the comp now, and mentioned in on multiple forums. I always despised Mardle rimming him for his 3 bdo tin pot lakeshite cups, and calling him of the best in the world, which he clearly is not but he is decent and has consistency and was hoping he would send the Welsh Napoloen back to the slag heap valleys in a sulk.Mardle told us during the evening session that he thought Durrant would win, then in the evening session told he thought Price would win....what a fucking spastic. First set went 3-2 in legs, with 2 great finishes from Durrant but Price with the throw held on to clinch the first set,
Second set saw Price break and hold and was 5 out of 6 on his doubles, and Durrant had to take out a 146 just to hold.Price then held throw with ease to wrap up the second set....Durrant was in serious trouble despite him averaging 101.
Durrant took the 3rd set with a 19 dart hold of throw after Price missed a dart to break the throw and level the set.
Price broke straight away in the 4th set, and then held, and all the pressure piled on Durrant as he missed doubles and had to depend on Price missing a double just to hold throw and save the set, but did not matter as Price started the leg with another maximum, and saw out the leg to lead 3-1 in sets. Fifth set started with Glen breaking the throw, but Price broke right back with Durrant again left needing to take out ton plus finishes. He simply could not cope with Price and it was 4-1 sets, hard to see him win even another set at this stage. Sure enough Price saw out the last set 3-1 and took the match 5-1 in sets.
On the plus side, we would not have to put up with Mardle and his bullshit about Glen possibly holding both titles at the same time.
Durrant is a decent player with consistent mid 90s averages, but he is simply cannot compete with the elite level top PDC players.
SEMI FINALS :
Peter Wright -v- Gerwyn Price
first leg started with a 21 darter, but the standard soon picked up and each leg went with throw for the first 4 legs, and Wright breaks throw in the 5th leg with an 11 darter to lead 1-0 in sets. A 104 average for Wright, an 89 average for Price. First leg of the second set, Krusty takes out bull, tops tops, for a tasty 131. Krusty then missed 4 darts to break next leg and like the first set, the first 4 legs went with throw and Price broke throw to win the second set. After the first set Krusty tried to get a reaction from Price, but no joy, after the second set Price came alive and accidentally bumped in to Krusty, and now it was Krusty leaving the stage looking annoyed. This was building nicely.
Krusty hit back to back maximums in the first leg and missed double 12 and was soon 2-0 down in legs and he did break back, but Price broke again and now led 2-1 in sets.
4th set saw Krusty take it 3-0 and we were all level again, averages were 101 and 91, with 12 maximums. Fifth set saw Krusty break in the first leg, then held, to make it 5 legs on the trot, and leading 2-1 missed 4 set darts, and gerwyn broke and was then throwing for the set, but Krusty with his 10th 180 broke and won the set. 3-2 now in sets and averages 101-92.
Sixth set saw krusty miss darts to hold and gerwyn was now 2-1 up in legs and throwing for the set and to level the match, and that is what happened 3-3 in sets despite Krusty being the superior player and averaging 8 points more than Price. 7th set went the whole 5 legs as well with Price throwing for the set, and threw an atrocious leg, and Krusty broke with his 3rd set dart, 4-3 in sets, and Krusty was the better player still averaging 8 points more than Price. The averages would have been a lot higher only for a combined 60 missed darts. The 8th set saw Price losing the plot and average in the 70s, while Krusty was racking up his 180 count and took the set to lead 5-3.
9th set saw Krusty break right away, and the writing was on the wall as Krusty held throw and a leg from the win. With Price throwing Krusty hit yet another 180, his 16, and Price completely looked beaten even if he did manage to hold throw. Krusty threw for the match and missed the bull for a 161 finish, and returned and missed 2 match darts, and Gerwyn punished him to break, and now he was throwing for the set, but Krusty won it with his 8th match dart, and a deserved winner. There was no handshake and the King of Lilliput stormed off the stage brooding. Magnificent.
Welsh Napoleon had an 89 average and like most ego driven pricks in darts it was not long before the excuses were in full flow.
Nathan Aspinall -v- Michael van Gerwen:
Expected a easy win for Hunchback in this, Asp had the darts in the set and was throwing at 2 legs each for the set. MVG missed 2 set darts allowing Asp a chance, and he missed double 6 for the set, and that was set gone against the throw, worst start for the neutral viewer. Aspinal broke MVG in the first leg of the second set and held throw for the next 2 legs of his to take the set. Hunchback was not in his usual top form, and credit to Aspinall he took his chances. MVG took the third set, in a fifth leg decider, but Aspinal broke and took the 4th set 3-1. Aspinall had chances to win every set at this point. In the fifth set, it again went the 5 legs with Aspinall throwing for the set and despite hitting a max, he missed tops for the set, MVG broke and Asp paid the price. Sixth set, MVG hit the turbo and won the set with ease 3-0, with a 110 average and looked all over at this point...4-2 in sets. In the 7th set, Asp held and then missed 2 darts to break. but MVG missed 2 to hold and Asp returned to break throw and was throwing for the set and hit his 7th maximum on the way to take the set....4-3 in sets. 8th set and at 2-1 in legs, MVG missed 6 set darts, before Asp made it 2-2 in legs but MVG still had the throw and made no mistakes, and led 5-3 in sets. Asp had darts to win 6 of the 8 sets played, and never really took advantage. 9th set and MVG broke right away and held, so Aspinall was throwing to save the match and held easily enough but MVG was throwing for the match and MVG made no mistakes and that was it. MVG finished with a 96 average.
FINAL
First leg saw Krusty miss doubles and MVG break throw, and mentioned on a forum that the choking was starting early. Krusty broke back and then held, as did MVG so a final leg decider, and MVG missed the bull for a 170 and Krusty held and won the set.Second set saw Krusty break in the third leg and threw a solid leg on throw to wrap up the second set 3-1 and lead 2-0 in sets, the best start for the neutral fan I thought.
The averages were at this stage 105 for Krusty, 6 points higher than Hunchback. Third set saw MVG break throw in the first leg as MVG upped his game while Krusty's game dipped a little, MVG held and broke again and won the set with ease with a set average of 121. MVG started the fourth set with a 105 average , 4 points more than Krusty and the game was flipped on its head. The first leg of the 4th set saw Krusty break with a 140 checkout, but MVG broke right back, and both players held with MVG throwing in the fifth leg, and started with a another maximum but Krusty hit a 177, and missed top for a 102 checkout and a 3-1 lead in sets, MVG returned and won the leg....2-2 in sets. Hunchback was a jammy bastard.
Fifth set and MVG carried on his form and broke Krusty again, but Krusty broke nack with a 10 darter. MVG them missed multiple darts to break again, and Krusty held throw, and then Krusty broke, in a set he had throw anyway, to win the set 3-1., and lead the match 3-2 in sets. Averages at this point were 104 - MVG, 102 -Krusty.
6th Set, Krusty takes out 81 to break throw, and took out 81 again to hold throw, and then broke again taking out 80 for a 3-0 set win, 4-2 in sets.
7th set- Krusty holds throw, and then MVG with his 10th 180 holds throw, then MVG takes out 84 on the bull to break, and MVG was throwing for the set, and took it after hitting his 11th maximum on the way.....4-3 in sets.
8th set....First 4 legs went with throw, and MVG throwing to win the set and what a woeful leg from both, with both throwing low scores, but MVG got to a double first and missed tops for the set, but Krusty returned needing 50, and took it out to lead 5-3 in sets.
9th set...both first 2 legs went with throw, and in the third, MVG had darts to break and missed allowing Krusty to hold, and MVG throwing to save the set which he did luckily as Krusty missed 2 set darts to lead 6-3 in sets, but Krusty still had throw to win the set and put himself in prime position, and Krusty nearly fucking blew it as MVG hit a 177 to leave 100 and returned and missed farts, and Krusty held his nerve....6-3 in sets both averaging around 103.
10th set, Krusty broke right away, and in the second leg, MVG missed double 12 for a nine darter, but returned and won the leg with a ten darter for the break of throw, but Krusty broke back again and was now throwing for the match. Started with a 140, and a 123, and 81, to leave 157 and then hit a 137 to leave double 10 and hit it with his 3rd dart.
TAKE THAT YOU FAT HUNCHBACKED DUTCH DRIBBLING MONGO CUNT
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So Peter Wright is World champ, doubt anyone could begrudge him, he beat the world number 1 in a final and over a huge distance, beat Vermin and others even if he did have a few scares earlier, but I think its good for the game, with a lot of majors being won by different players as opposed to seeing one player completely dominate, even if we all know MVG is still the #1 player