Every week this liar and totally inept guy stays in charge he is liable to win the weekly award., more on this useless fucker later.
This week saw many of the so called "personalities" in the World of Darts give many interviews, ranging from World Champion predictions,opinions on the upcoming Premier League, the BDO fiasco and the death of Olly Croft.Some were decent, some were just downright utter shit, none more so that the one by the absolute fucking asshole Wayne Mardle.
When asked who should be in the Premier League Mardle responded it should be the top ten in the World, okay, that's fair enough if that is what he believes. What I despise is some cunt who thinks he is a darts expert who constantly contradicts himself, and no one does it more than Mardle. After stating the PL should be the top 10 he then says Wade and Mensur should not be in it. Make up your mind you stupid cunt. Then after saying the top 10 should be in, says Durrant should be in.
But Mardle is not alone in saying shit and contradicting himself. Chris Mason said in his interview, just like Mardle said that Wade should not be in the Premier League because he has not played well on TV for over 6 months, and that is a fair assessment, even if Wade reached the semi finals of the Premier League earlier this year, but Mason the idiot then says Gary Anderson should be in the PL even though Anderson has been even worse than Wade on tv and for even longer, and Mason then says tv form does not matter. So Wade should be out cos his tv form is shit, but the same rule does not apply to Anderson. Do these morons not see how they constantly contradict themselves.
The most fucked up part of Masons interview was him naming who could be in ahead of Mensur or Wade, and then named people like Joe Cullen...let that sink in, he actually thinks Joe Cullen who has never won a thing of note should be in the PL ahead of top ten players who have actually won big TV titles. Also said Adrian Lewis could be considered. What has Adrian Lewis done in the last year ? Wade might have been shit on TV, but still won more ranking titles this year, all be it on the floor, than Cullen, Fatpot, Anderson etc.
Personally I think Wade and Mensur will be left out, and should be on their tv form, but if that is the criteria, then Anderson, Cullen Fatpot etc should also not be in contention as their TV form over the year is as bad. Mason also spoke how those running the BDO haven't got a clue, which is hardly breaking news. Mason did however allude to something I found interesting concerning the excuse making former postman Barney, in how Barney admitted to taking testosterone, which is a banned substance. I hope the cunt gets a fine as a retirement present. I hope the fucker bows out of the Worlds with a whimper. Sick to the eyeballs of the one time world champ being called a 5 time world champ.
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The Greatest Show on Earth.
A term I was first to use on forums almost a decade ago which is widely used now, began tonight, and as usual these days the Sky panel had their token munter, token disabled/cripple/sick person, and token foreigner on the panel, the first match up was Burness and Klaasen.
How the commentators do not start giggling when they say Klaasen was a former "World champion" is a mystery. No one only the most retarded cunts on Earth could possibly believe the likes of Klaasen, Kist, Beaton etc were ever a true World champion because they won a Bob potter Hotel comp is beyond me. The quality of Klaasen and Burness for a place in the last 64 was a standard far superior than what you saw in many a Lakeshite final. That is a fact, not opinion. The first game had not even reached the third set before the monotonous repetitive bullshit by comms reached epidemic levels and the volume had to go off for the remainder of that match. Spent most of the night watching and posting on a darts forum which was the busiest forum of all the darts forum, where no opinion was deleted, removed, or no member threatened or warned for their posts. Maybe that is why it was the busiest forum,
The second match between the Belgian Orphan and Geert Nentjes was another great watch for the opening night and the left handed dutchie was the better player but blew a 2-0 lead in the first set, almost blew the second set after leading 2-0 again, and missed darts to win the 3rd set 3-1, but did manage to win that set 3-2 as well, to lead 2-1 in sets. Sadly however he went to shit as Kim's game picked up, which included a 16 checkout from Huybrechts, which Mardle was completely surprised a dart player went for a checkout. It was time for the audio to go off yet again. I had no intention of listening to some cunt kissing the hole of that miserable geebag Huybrechts.
Up third was the vastly over rated Devon Peterson against Fluke Humphries the only Youth World champion in history that had a beer belly, a beard, a wife and kids, something to which Bobby George also mentioned this week in an interview. Do not try tell me Devon did not get all this hype due to his South African heritage, in this world of political correctness and attention seeking,as there are countless better players than him that get less attention. I like Devon but this PC correctness has gone too far. Why else would the munter Turner be on the panel. What in the blue fuck has she ever done to warrant a position to comment on professional darts. She never played professional or at the highest level, she is not a commentator of note, if fact other than being born a munter who chucked a few darts in some shithole for the bdo she has done absolutely nothing to earn the spot she has as she is there for pc reasons and nothing else. What irritates me the most is the PDC insults our intelligence by thinking we are not aware of this, and the fact she is useless as a commentator only backs up my point. Don't give me that shit she is better than the bull dyke Trina Gulliver, as it would have been impossible to have been worse. I remember when you could listen to Jeff Stelling, Peter Manley and others, look at the fucking assholes we got today in darts, Mardle, Dawson, Pyke, Nicholson, Clarke etc. It is the main area of the PDC where they have gone backwards. John Part and even Mark Webster sound decent in comparison to those I mentioned.
As for the match, the crowd simply did a fuck about these two no matter how much they hyped Devon and the Youth champion, and was not til the end of the third set that they game started to warm up. Devon upped his game but Fluke upped his more, and at least we will be spared the Devon hype in the next round.
Last up was Hollands tallest midget against his former friend Jelle Klaasen. There is little love lost between these 2 since Klaasen was caught posting dick pics to some minor years ago, and MVG being such a moral person would never want to shake hands with someone like that. Oh wait, MVG had no problem shaking hands with Taylor after his case of groping 2 women in a camper van. The same hunchback cunt who had no problem intending to cheat on his then pregnant wife with a slapper from Bradford, and the wench went to the newspapers, or did ye all forget that. How many times has the hunchback cunt dictated to the PDC that Klaasen be fucked out of the World Cup team to suit MVG, even though at the time Klaasen earned the spot on ranking, and we got the PDC bend over and stick that drug cheating hypoglycemic postman in his place, which meant MVG carrying Barney to a world cup got the cunt Barney in the Grand Slam for which he would not have qualified for otherwise.
As for the game, there was no handshake even if the cameras zoomed out to try hide it, and at MVG 2 legs up it looked a foregone conclusion, until Klaasen won 3 legs on the spin and won the set, I was starting to think the this Friday the 13th might not be unlucky but a great one if Klaasen could send baldilocks packing, and the second set saw Klaasen throwing for the set, but the realist in me knew the cunt would come back and sure enough broke the throw and held to level the match with a 170 checkout, and that was the beginning of the end.The crowd did not give a fuck as the game went on, about the dutch deviant cunt, The did not give a fuck about Klaasen either. That said Klaasen did play well and the game was more enjoyable to watch than I expected. Overall it was a quality first night.
The averages for the night were:
Klaasen (96.02) 3-1 Burness (92.41)
Huybrechts (89.94) 3-2 Nentjes (87.03)
Humphries (91.05) 3-1 Petersen (92.60)
Van Gerwen (96.28) 3-1 (95.06) Klaasen
The lowest average was 87 and that was not even a last 64 match. To put things in to prospective Scott Waites won 2 Bob potter cups with averages lower than that, and the morons called it a "world pro".
The comms kept telling us about the bad blood between the players, which led to many people who are casual viewers wanting to know why, but of course Sky said fuckall. The same Sky TV team who whine about this being a game for sportsmen and how players should act like gentlemen and shake hands, were quick to not reference the lack of handshakes. Are sky afraid of informing viewers of Klaasen past behaviour or are they afraid the behaviour of MVG also comes to light ?
This is the point where I should discuss the ineptness of Des Jacklin, but i won't. There is no point, it would be a waste of time, much like the bdo itself.
Tickets sales are still absolutely pathetic, some shower of shits called showtime was "hired" to promote the event and did nothing for the entire week, that was another fine investment.
Some guy went on one of the quieter dart forums pretending to be in the know said ticket sales would improve by stating
"Some of the sponsors and players haven't bought tickets yet. I have had this confirmed by a few players. So expect a steady rush of sales before opening night."
He then followed up that nonsense saying some players would bring 15 - 20 people with them. That of course is horseshit as its more likely the players wont bring anyone due to the clusterfuck it is and no assurances of prizemoney, or even the event going ahead. Then the blame was laid at the people for dating to mention the clusterfuck and how members of forums and social media are wanting the BDO to fail.
Even if that were true, the ordinary guy wanting the BDO to fail soes not make it happen, it is failing because of the stupid dumb useless cunts running it in to the ground, not with the people highlighting the mistakes. But the best quote was this
" Des is working 80-90 hour weeks" on what ? his fucking tan ? He is so orange he is starting to make Donald Trump look pale. Of course this moron who was claiming to be in the know could easily be a wind up merchant, but how would we know as the shite he spewed is the exact type of bullshit the bdo board would spout and have spouted even worse in the past.
In fact the only "promotional" work done using the chairman's account this week was the advertising of the Lincolnshire Open. The BDO unofficial amateur heap of shit is in disarray and the liar more worried about some 2 bit event for Lincoln, while his aggressive wife is busy ringing up people to tell them to not enter the Dutch Open.
In the end, the blame will be put on dart forum members, casual fans on social media, people like me with this blog, and others, because we all know the Selectas will blame everyone but themselves, a trait that started with Olly Croft and has since been passed down to Prostae hole Adams, to Popcorn Teeth Sue Williams and now the Selectas. As Chris Mason said in the interview I spoke about earlier, if the so called BDO fans were true fans they would be showing their support and attending events, but they wont.
Someone needs to tell those fanatics to change the name of their site, as the true dart fanatics were those tens of thousands who attend live PDC events, they are the true "fanatics" in darts.
So will Des the liar resign ? For me I do not give a shit , if he stays on it will be more comedy, more veiled threats, more excuses etc, if he goes, it will be another useless cunt from the "bdo family" to take over, make more false promises, lie to the players, and bullshit the couple of dozen true fans they have left. As an organisation it will still exist in some capacity if only for pub leagues and possibly counties, and even then most counties want him gone.
Lastly to finish up, some people whinged over my comments about the late bitter vindictive Olly Croft, and thought because he was dead I should somehow alter history and pretend the shit and nonsense he spewed should be forgotten about. As someone who watched darts from the very first "world championship" that Leighton Rees won. I remember at the time of the split thinking Olly had to go , and that was back in the early nineties, Olly not only hung on for almost another 2 decades, he used that time to say things that showed how cynical and backwards as well as vindictive he was. The writing was on the wall back then, except those in the bdo were just too stupid to realize it. Olly thought it was his game and it all evolved around the BDO.Check out this interview he did back in 2002 when Baxter, Manley, Beaton, Mason, Painter and Jenkins left the BDO for the PDC.
Interview
This interview was almost a decade after the split, and the fucker thought the bdo which was his was untouchable, and as I said even then they could not see the writing on the wall, and each muppet since then has blatantly lied, bullshitted and made excuses since. I have zero sympathy, and those players who bought the nonsense deserve everything they get as they too must be thick as pigshit to not see what was coming down the line.
I will of course watch the car crash event from the backroom of the Indigo, if only for the live comedy and material for this blog, but for every bdo mushroom inbred cunt that cries about the bdo state, ye better shoulder some of the blame for not supporting the code ye claim to be fanatics about.
I have no doubt the mushrooms wont accept this, and like Des the liar, prefer to blame someone else for their own failings.