This weeks winner of Knob of the Week goes yet again to the proven liar Des Selecta,
He started this week by referring to the complete shambles of last week as " a bad day".
Hardly a bad day, when incompetence coupled with ignorance and stupidity made the BDO the laughing stock of people all over the world, and showed up Fes and the bdo for the complete idiots I and others have been saying for a long time. I eventually caught some of the Masters last weekend since my last blog post and what I saw on tv was pathetic.
I saw a guy who plays darts in a pub I drank in, in Cork city, not only qualify for the last 32, but win the oldest "major" in the BDO with an average of 88.
I remember Eric Bristow, one of the greatest players of all time winning this comp, now a player from a pub I drank in, is winning it. and earning less than what Bristow got when he won it. If that does not tell you how bad things are nothing will. Is this the new era Des the liar promised ?
A darkened room where pub players chuck countless sub 80 and sub 80 averages in front of a crowd that could all fit in the one minibus, playing for peanuts.
Look at the current state of a "major" in the BDO under Des the liar
Thankfully the useless lying cunt is resigning after the "world pro"...oh wait...he lied about that as well, seems he is staying on now..
How long he will be staying on for is another thing, he and the bdo themselves could be gone by Easter if the reports are true about the amount of money Des the Liar has blown so far. If the BDO goes, my Knob of the Week would be in danger as I would have little to mock concerning the PDC.
Still, there will always be Nicholson, Mardle, Mason, Dawson, Rawling, Pyke, shaky Dave etc.
When Olly was stabbed in the back by people he thought were his friends, he left the BDO in a financially comfortable position, he had not only competitions on TV but had them on BBC, by the time that bearded prick Adams, Popcorn Teeth and Des the liar got a hold of the finances, the BDO is almost skint, and that is counting the 6 figure sum they got for the property in Muswell Hill that they blew. There is no competitions on terrestrial tv, and most of the fans who hilariously still call themselves "fanatics" cannot be arsed to attend events, even when the tickets are being given out for free.
The upcoming "world pro"....that phrase will always be funny...is now dependent on ticket sales to cover the prizefund at the Indigo it seems, as the income that is being derived from sponsorship is minimal. What happened to all these major sponsors Des the fucking lying bastard promised in his campaign speech to be elected.
As for ticket sales to the amateur clusterfuck in the small back room of the Indigo, presently the bdo have sold on average 80 tickets a session. Those things trying to pass themselves of as women will finally get their wish and the munters will soon be getting the same prize money as the men, no...the munters prize fund will not be increasing, instead the men's prize money will drop down to equal the munters, Why would anyone buy a ticket anyway, when they can just wait and get them for free when the worst chairman in the history of the game realizes, that 80 people in a room that holds over a thousand needs people to make the venue appear busier, before that event becomes like the Masters, the CatasTrophy and every other pathetic comp they have. In a panic the useless cunt will start dishing out freebies again, so why pay. Deluded Des even thought once the tickets went on sale there would be a huge demand.
The draw for this comedy festival took place tonight and makes for hilarious reading.
Adams the begging cunt who sold out his principles and went begging for the PDC coin of Uncle Barry with his hand out takes on the carpenter Mr Potato head..
Leighton Bennett who has been described on forums as a stroppy little chav kid with zero manners and a bad attitude plays that fat farmer fuck Scott Mitchell. Can picture it now as the plodding prick will stroll as slow as he can in order to use tactics to beat a kid, and the inexperienced kid will lose the plot. The Masters champion John O Shea is in line to meet the the pitiful ginger cunt who still thinks its the 80s with his medallions Wesley Beavis Harms.
Here is the best bit,, Waites, Adams, Harms, O Shea, Mitchell, Bennet, Unterbuchner and Mandigers are all in the same quarter of the draw, meaning only one...of them is making the semi final, now look at the other sections, its a who's who of fucking nobodies, and they wonder why there is no "explosion" of ticket sales.
Then there is the Munters draw, I am sure it will only be a matter of time before some scumbag in the Lincoln mafia bemoans the tough draw Bo Selecta got. Lets be honest here, the blazers could haul a homeless person in of the street and put them on the stage against Bo Selecta, and Bo would still lose.
I dont believe she has ever won on tv in her entire life, despite her husband trying to fix fraws in order to get her easier draws like he did in the Masters.
Then the BDO love going on about tradition, and Bo losing first round is a tradition, just like Warty losing first round in the men's. Enough about the Liar and the mickey mouse organisation he is running in to the ground, and time to concentrate on the proper darts.
I have said in the past how I like how Price riles up his opponents, and his attitude is great when it comes to mentally beating some players, like what he did in the past with Shitlock , Ando and how he is making Bellyboy his own personal bitch. Price had a belter of a game with Aspinall on the Saturday, and followed that up with another great performance against MVG's best friend, that elongated string of misery Vincent van der Voort, and dumped out Micheal Smith in the semis.
For all his hardman wannabe act, and that's all it is. See the Napoleon complex suffering manlet loves to give it out, but not very good when it comes back at him. He played atrocious in the final, averaging I think around 84, and then tried to blame the fans for that. I though he was going to cry or storm of the stage in a sulk at one point.
Guess he thought Rob Cross would simply roll over, except Cross is no Bellyboy who will roll over when there is a chance of winning a trophy. Bellyboy is getting more like that cunt Andy Fordham every day, every new tv comp the cunt seems to have added an extra chin, and in his semi final was wearing all black trainers instead of shoes. That was something Fordham did as well. The guy who has won nothing of note in his career is now 3rd in the Order of Merit. If that is not an indication of how fucked up the ranking system is, I do not know what is.
A mention for myself as well. Last week when discussing the earlier rounds of the European championships, I wrote "Could this finally be the time Chizzy wins a title of note ?"
What the fuck was I thinking, the balance of my mind must have been disturbed for a bit. for me to even contemplate that jobbing cunt would ever get near a proper ranking tv title. Like Bellyboy , White and others, they are just there to make up the numbers.
The World Series.
This glorified exbo started tonight and after just one session it has been mostly predictable.
Vermin Price who has made Bellyboy his own personal bitch, beat him again as expected. Vermin now meets MVG,, and we all know how this will go as MVG will be looking to make it n18 straight wins against the manlet.
Chizzy and Shitlock in a battle of who can choke the least, saw Chizzy win. Ian White got his basic first round win, before he tumbles out soon. Mensur beat Kyle Anderson 6-1.
Kyle was atrocious hitting just one double in 16 attempts. The thick cunt at one point in the game had 94 left and hit single 18, to leave 76 , and opted with his 2 darts to go for double 19 twice.
When he returned to the board and needed just one double 19 and had 3 darts to do it, he decided to split it. Thick cunt thought he could hit 2 double 19s in 2 darts, but did not trust himself to get one double 19 with 3 darts. did not matter, as he split it and missed them as well.
Afterwards Alan Warriner told us that Kyle was recently diagnosed with diabetes and how illnesses can affect players in professional sport.
ITS NOT A SPORT you thick fucking cunt. Shitlock played in a World Champs in a cast, Taylor was in his 50s and dominated the game...Barney and Kyle Anderson suffer diabetes, Speed jobber Vincent van der Voort could not even pick up a dropped flight last week, such is the condition of his back, do not even get me started on Merv King who has everything bar Ovarian cancer, Bellyboy with more chins than a Chinese phonebook has to waddle onstage,, Wade is bi polar and on god knows what tablets. MVG is constantly coughing from chain smoking. Gurney and Krusty would look more at home in a maternity ward with their huge bellies.
Adrian Lewis is getting fatter, and you have some players who are nearly 50 like Glen durrant climbing the rankings, not dropping down them.
So fuck off Warriner with you calling it a Sport, its a game, a good game, and one I enjoy, but its no sport.
Comms tonight mentioned how its 6 years since Wayne Jones won a match on TV. Most people will think nothing of this, some might not even be surprised, but for me the real problem is that Wayne Jones was good enough on the floor to win a qualifier to get to this stage.
If Wayne Jones a player who is dog shit on TV can win a qualifier for the World Series, then winning a qualifier in another depleted field for the Grand Slam of Darts is more than a possibility, and there in lies the problem. I have often spoke about with the GSoD qualification.
With places up for grabs in the Slam, its bad enough we have to tolerate the begging scum of the BDO turning up with cap in hand sucking up to Uncle Barry for the PDC coin, we could get the likes of Wayne Jones, and a heap of other useless cunts in the Slam.
Uncle Barry needs to nip this shit in the bud. Mensur Sulovic is not in the Slam yet, but we could get Wayne Jones in via a qualifier. I would rather see guys who wons Euro tours, or players champs in the event than some leisure hall jobber..
Lastly, a new darts forum was started this week. Unlike other forums like Dwarf Central where creepy mods use swear filters, edit members posts, put members on pre mod for what they might say, and wont allow certain members promote their blogs, but will allow others, or the other forum run by a cunt who also edits members posts, deleted threads, and even doctored posts and threads to suit his agenda, and make threads appear they were started by someone else, and rewrites forum history in an effort to hoodwink people.
Unlike the other 2 forums I mentioned, the admin on this one never shat himself over Wayne Williams , nor would he stand there like a fucking chicken shit while his wife was threatened. He would not hide in his house in fear, afraid to answer his door to a pensioner.
You wont have admin or mods dictating to you like you are a child, or creepy sofa selling cunts using terms like "we" when referring to a forum.
Forum can be found HERE