Friday, May 3, 2019





 Knob of the Week goes to Gerwen Price, more on that in a bit.

Euro Tour Last weekend
In last weekends Euro tour Luke Humphries girlfriend was screaming like a feral cat possessed by a demented banshee. I did enjoy her scurrying out of the arena with her trap shut and seething as her man bottled it and missed a heap of match darts and blew a 5-2 lead. Afterwards he posted (according to an unreliable darts site) that he was taking a break from the game as he was suffering issues. Except within 3 days he was back playing in the Players Champs. I like Humphries, think he is a good watch, but this modern shit of players crying and whinging everytime they lose is getting ridiculous.Imagine my surprise when Ian White bombed in the final...who saw that coming.

Players Championships.
Was delighted to see Willie O Connor win players champs 13, as he had previously throw some great averages this year and lost a number of games this year despite averaging well over a ton, and he got some breaks this time.  In fact Willie in 2019 has had more ton plus averages than Glen Durrant. Yet the likes of Dan Dawson who in the past called Bunting a top player when he won a single floor comp, or called Durrant one of "the best in the world" when he won a single players championship, he was not quick to kiss the hole of Willie, I wonder why that was ? Was it because Willie never won a bob potter cup ? That win for Willie actually meant Willie overtook Durrant in the players championships order of merit. For the record, Durrant has lost to 29 different players in PDC competitions now, some more once. As I said I have no issue with Durrant himself and has made a decent start to life in the PDC, my issue is with those simpletons who would try brainwash us in to believing he is one of the best in the World which he clearly is certainly not.
The following day in the semi final of PC #14 that fat cunt Bunting who is a precious cunt and has threatened to pack up darts more than once, led 2-0 against Darius Labanauskaus, and has no problems, when Darius won 5 legs on the trot, suddenly the prick started moaning and walked away moaning about something When the game eventually restarted Darius lost all his impetus and the fat cunt ended up winning, so was delighted when Jeffrey de Zwaan battered him in the final.
In that final the fat Bunting displayed everything that symbolizes the dump that is St Helens. Has any place on Earth produced more choking over rated cunts than this shitstain on the map ?
Look at those that have come from there, Bunting, Chizzy and Bellyboy, everyone of them lacking the minerals to do a blessed thing in a televised PDC major. Was happy to see De Zwaan strengthen his spot for the Matchplay which until a fortnight ago was looking precarious.De Zwaan is another of those young players who is a great watch.
Joe Cullen took to twitter and posted this.
Most people seem to think he is referring to simon Shitlock but cannot be 100% certain.



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Premier League.
Vermin Price is one obnoxious maggot. Right from the walk on where he charged out like a roided up spaz you could see him acting the prick. After his very first throw he tried to make out Wade was in the wrong, which Wade totally blanked and hit a maximum which no doubt only compounded the taffy manlet's anger. He then tried to employ gamesmanship and slowing down tactics, and where that might work on the likes of sulky Gary Anderson, Wade was having none of it and continued like he could not give a flying fuck.
In the sixth leg when Wade had a bounce out when going for another maximum, he retrieved his dart and right away the welsh prick acted up as if Wade was in the wrong, which he was not and again Wade just completely ignored that shit. Had Gary Anderson adopted that same mentality as Wade did Ando might not have looked so petty in his defeat to Price at that Grand slam final. When Wade deservedly beat the little shit , Wade put out his hand for a handshake, twice, and was ignored before the dwarf cunt marched of the stage seething and upset.Take note Ando, that;s how you deal with the likes of Price.
The best part was Price did all this maggot acting live on TV in front of a global audience while his appeal against the fine he got for acting the maggot is pending. So not only is he a prick but a dumb fucker as well.
Would be hilarious if the fine was increased as a warning to others or the DRA made his suspended ban an active one.
I saw this post by a deluded thick pdc hating cunt Thursday

is that how the game is played these days - no handshake - and shouting when winning a leg - this isnt the game i grew up with and loved -

He obviously never watched the darts I watched growing up, I remember one game on TV where Jockey Wilson refused to shake hands, and Lazarenko gave him the finger live on TV, so this shit its only a new thing is utter crap.
Bellyboy, Barney and Krusty have been absolutely shit this year in the Premier League, and whilst it was hardly a shock that the head shaking Barney would bomb, a lot more was expected of Smith and Wright. Was also nice to see Hunchback Van Gerwen lose again and quieten his arrogance for a bit even if it did mean that unfortunately it was Gurney that picked up a win.


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The BDO announcement of the announcements was not announced this week either. What a surprise huh ?

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 Chris Mason took to a forum this week to complain about people on forums and the members allegedly abusing people and how its bad for the game of darts. No Chris, what is bad for the game of darts is when the newspapers tell stories of players commuting benefit fraud, and attacking people with hammers and going to jail.Its people like you that tarnish the game.

He went on about how people hide behind aliases, and wont say things to his face. When confronted by another member who responded with logic and truth, Mason decided to post that members pic on the forum as if he was trying to intimidate the member, except it did not work. If any other member posted a personal picture the mods would ban the member, but the mods instead would rather rim Mason. When Mason was asked why he posted the pic he said he was "sent the picture". When asked who sent it to him, the same Mason who bitched about people hiding identities then proceeded to hide the identity of who sent him the pic and failed to see his hypocrisy. It got so bad the mods who were busy slurping on the ex cons penis actually "advised" the member to leave the forum., and this was one of their most active posters.
Remember last week when I said that forum only got 2 posts for the entire night during the Premier League ? Well both of them posts were by the same member the mods were now advising to leave. They would publicly hound out the regular posters in order to appease Mason who acted like a prick and then try to blame social media for the reason that forum is dying. You could not make this shit up.

As for this saying things to a persons face, this shit is so fucking retarded. If someone called Mason a ex con to his face then what ? What the fuck would he do ? Hit the person and prove he is indeed a scumbag ? Call the Police because a bad man called him a ex con which there is no law against.

When a member mentioned it was Dart fans that were responsible for him having a job despite being an ex con he replied people only watched on illegal streams. Why would people watch Mason on an illegal stream when Mason was on ITV which is a free to air channel ? Does this clown even try to think before he types his nonsense. The kicker is Mason did all this moaning and veiled threats and berating of people on forums, while trying to advertise a magazine and flog it to the very same people on the forum he was berating.Let that sink in.

I know if I was involved in the production of that magazine I would completely distance myself someone like him. Then getting in to business with a criminal with a history of breaking the law and who did nothing in the game would have been something I would have avoided from day one but I guess I better be careful as the almost 50 year old  who thinks he is a 20 year old hardman might threaten me as well, after all that is how his mentality works. Its the BDO mentality, threaten people with slaps and when that does not work scour their facebook looking for pics of them or their family.  Thats how the Selecta's work and tried that shit with me.

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And lastly check out this moron


Why in the fuck would the PDC pick anastasia who is not a PDC player ?
Because she is a woman. How in the fuck is that right. Are those who entered PDC xomps in Russia to try qualify for that spot are supposed to be fucked out to appease some prick who thinks he is being politically correct.
What next ? demanding Lisa Ashton getting a spot . Some people seriously need to fucking cop on.