KNOB OF THE WEEK
This week the award goes to pocket money Pete, after his interview HERE
I also decided to let another member of a darts forum I post on to do the KotW article....enjoy
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Talking of living on other planets what about Mr Entertainment himself, Peter 'Snakebite' Wright. A little bird told me he did a interview this week with a so called darts journalist where he gleefully revealed he was absolutely skint.
Fair enough good old pantomime Pete the man who dresses like a turd burglar looking to get his doughnut punched at a gay pride weekend and talks like he's suffered a frontal lobotomy and Michael J Fox was the surgeon responsible deserves to have no ready cash as he's obviously seriously mentally ill and as they say money is dangerous in the wrong hands.
What I can't get my head around is Ryan Giggs has a court case pending for coercion where as Joanne Wright the world's fattest vegan is free to rape and pillage her pet painted spastics bank account at the same rate of knots she rams her sausage fingers in the cookie jar?.
Surely there must be some law against getting mugged by a woman that owns a beauty salon yet looks like a transgender Andrew Gilding?. It makes you wonder if she was laying claim to Dimitri van den Bergs wallet when he was shacked up with darts answer to little and large during the first lockdown?. Imagine if poor Dimitri had to pay his rent in kind and was forced to ride that thing every Friday. Jesus wept it would be like tackling Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks dressed up as a pantomime horse.
That said it maybe isn't a bad thing that she keeps Peters money and testicles in her handbag along with enough grub to fly in Red Cross food parcels to Mariupol as you never know when the CSA are gonna come knocking as word is panto Pete was a bit of a lad before he turned into Jonah and met the whale. Apparently he has more kids kicking about than the old woman who lives in a shoe.
Another prime wanker worth a mention this week is that fucking sap Vermin Price. Did any of you see him last week puffing his chest out and squaring up to Adie Lewis like a fat toddler jumping out of a booster seat when he sees a McDonald's happy meal. Give it a rest for fucks sake foetus features with your brand new teeth you got from the same dentist as Des Jacklin, the last time you tried the Billy big bollocks routine outside that Bargoed pub you got slept with one punch and needed forty seven stitches to put yer empty head together.
Mind he's probably forgotten all about that after that young lad smacked him that hard his stunted brain rattled around in his head like a dry pea in a referees whistle.
Maybe he should take a leaf out of Alan Evans' book and try knocking the wife and kids about before you take your chances with grown men you leek waving gobshite.
PREMIER LEAGUE
Right from the start we got the usual bullshit as expected from Mardle, but even by his woeful standards it was something else, as he claimed he wanted needle, that's right he was hoping for some fake needle between players, the same rat bastard cunt is the first to report players and when ever there is some real needle between players it is brushed under the carpet, look how last weekends incident with Fatpot Lewis and Vermin Price was quietly forgotten. Then I heard the dreadful sound of thunder thighs turner and off went the audio as there was no fucking way I was listening to that useless cunt rabbit on about shit she has no idea about.
Gerwyn Price ran his mouth in an interview days prior to the PL how he would win the Premier League if he made the last 4,and his performance in the opening game failed to back up his mouth as he was deservedly beaten by Clayton. MvG had Bellyboy after that and MvG going for 20 hit a single 12 that was how bad he was in the first leg and pretty soon was 3-0 down, and lucky to hold in leg 4. At 4-2 down MvG was averaging 89,
Smith even held with a 21 dart leg for 5-2 after the hunchback missed darts to break.Bellyboy All over at 5-2 right ?
This is Bellyboy, the greatest choker in the game. Mvg held for 5-3, and broke and held for 5-5, and the obese sack of shit Bellyboy had to depend on MvG to ou tchoke him in order to fall over the line in a game where he led 5-2.How bad is MvG's game when he is out choking Bellyboy in the Premier League ?
Wade and Krusty followed, and Wade looked like he shifted some weight.Lost his fucking aim as well, as he threw woeful shit, and Krusty was not much better.It was absolute turgid shit, and the only shock was Wade did not average in the 70s it was that bad.
Last first round match was the sulky Ando against a balding Bradford postman who calls himself "Rockstar", the trades description act being stretched to an all time new limit. Cullen broke early and with the aid of 6 perfect darts broke again for a 4-0 lead and held for 5-0,and missed darts for the 6-0, but held for 6-1 and bye bye Ando. I hope I never have to witness his moody sulky carcass in the Premier League again.
Clayton who last week jobbed to Bellyboy in a game he should not have lost met New Fordham again, and it went with throw for the first 6 legs and the human whale broke with a 111 to break for 4-3 and missed tops for 5-3 but Clayton broke to level the game 4-4 and held with ease to lead and the inevitable choke by Bellyboy on tops to level the game happened and Clayton broke for 6-4....good riddance to him.
Pocket money Pete did not improve on his last game and was soon 4-0 down despite Cullen being equally as poor and even missed a dart for 5-0., but it mattered not as Joe wrapped it up 6-1.
In the final at 4-2 up Cullen missed 5 darts for a break and 5-2, and missed 7 darts on throw but fell over the line for 5-3. Clayton held by taking 324 in 6 darts (180, 144) as Cullen hit a max also. Clayton missed a dart to break and level it 5-5 but Cullen returned and took the win 6-4, and he was now in the top 4 shoving pocket money Pete down to 5th.
Whilst the PL this year has been a vast improvement on recent years, the overall standard on Thursday was woeful, not counting the decent final.
Thankfully going into the last night there is still something to play for in a game or 2, still I am sure those that despise the PDC and will complain about everything PDC related from its old boards, its fans, uncle Barry, etc will find fauilt regardless.
THE OBESE ENTITLED FAT PRICK
In darts the world championships is the pinnacle event obviously however overall in terms of the season, my favorite time is approaching soon in July. By then the glorified invitation exhibition that is the PL will be over, as even though it has been a good watch this year, its still non ranking. In fact the first 6 months of the year is pretty grim, as you not only have the PL, you have the non ranking Masters, the non ranking world Cup, and the non ranking World series events, and I know they are referred to as "Premier Events" but will never be true majors to me.
Were it not for the UK Open and the Euro tours you could skip the first 6 months of the year.
As soon as the Matchplay begins the season really kicks off, as proper comps come thick and fast, and we will all be subjected to comms try bullshit us how Bellyboy will soon win a big one, its just around the corner, he is too good to not win one etc....the same nonsense we have been told for a fucking decade !!! The obese entitled prick won his first floor comp ten years ago and we were told then he was a future world champion. Then we were told James Hubbard was a future World champion too , and he is stacking shelves in Tesco.
To put things in prospective, Gerwyn Price joined the PDC years AFTER Bellyboy and has already won a world title, three Grand slams, a World Grand Prix and a World series Finals.
In fact Bellyboy has played in the PDC as far back as 2008, 7 years before Clayton joined the PDC, and he has racked up 4 "Premier Events".
Rob Cross has racked up 4 "Premier Events" including a World title despite joining the PDC 8 years after Bellyboy.
Seems Price, Clayton, Cross etc did not need a fucking decade, maybe it is because they all have a backbone and a set of testicles.
Mark Webster summed it up perfect last weekend on the euro tour during commentary when he was discussing bottle which he was calling bockle...or something akin to it, and which players had it. Later that session when Ross Smith was playing Dave Chisnall, Ross Smith left double 8 after 9 darts in the last leg and Mark Webster spoke how Smith had "bockle" and its is not the other Smith, he then went silent realizing what he just said, publicly acknowledging what we all already know which was true obviously, and tried to change the subject. It was like Webster forgot himself for a second and the truth slipped out.
normally I would always shout for the underdog, I wanted Terry Jenkins to win a Major, and to be fair when he did lose it was to Taylor, or a prime Wade or Barney, Bellyboy has lost in multiple finals, his last Major he jobbed to Marc Almond who only averaged in the low 80s and it was still enough.
Jenkins came across as a decent lad, and I like Chizzy who I had hoped would be one day released from the Hall of Shame, but this Andy Fordham body double cunt has no redeeming qualities. Bellyboy is arrogant, ignorant, and a petulant cunt with an inflated sense of entitlement, who because has listened to other assholes like Mardle now actually believes he has some divine right to be selected for invitational events. Looks like a child when he does not hit what he had hoped and the bottom fat lip gets stuck out.
His comment a couple of years back when he was rightfully left out of the premier League selection summed up this obese prick, when he claimed he was better than half the 10 players selected, when every single one of the 10 players had all won at least one "Premier Event", something the fat cunt has never managed to do. When he did get back in he has bombed every year. I hope the prick goes another couple of years without a Major until it it mentally breaks him. All these "experts" on Sky, ITV, PDC tv etc praising him, kissing his obese fat hole, not one has openly and intentionally called him a choker which he is, and they continue to insult the viewers intelligence as if we don't know.
I think I will go watch the last World final again, and watch the fat cunt blow it and end up facing the wall and crying, it will never get old.
Talking of living on other planets what about Mr Entertainment himself, Peter 'Snakebite' Wright. A little bird told me he did a interview this week with a so called darts journalist where he gleefully revealed he was absolutely skint.
Fair enough good old pantomime Pete the man who dresses like a turd burglar looking to get his doughnut punched at a gay pride weekend and talks like he's suffered a frontal lobotomy and Michael J Fox was the surgeon responsible deserves to have no ready cash as he's obviously seriously mentally ill and as they say money is dangerous in the wrong hands.
What I can't get my head around is Ryan Giggs has a court case pending for coercion where as Joanne Wright the world's fattest vegan is free to rape and pillage her pet painted spastics bank account at the same rate of knots she rams her sausage fingers in the cookie jar?.
Surely there must be some law against getting mugged by a woman that owns a beauty salon yet looks like a transgender Andrew Gilding?. It makes you wonder if she was laying claim to Dimitri van den Bergs wallet when he was shacked up with darts answer to little and large during the first lockdown?. Imagine if poor Dimitri had to pay his rent in kind and was forced to ride that thing every Friday. Jesus wept it would be like tackling Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks dressed up as a pantomime horse.
That said it maybe isn't a bad thing that she keeps Peters money and testicles in her handbag along with enough grub to fly in Red Cross food parcels to Mariupol as you never know when the CSA are gonna come knocking as word is panto Pete was a bit of a lad before he turned into Jonah and met the whale. Apparently he has more kids kicking about than the old woman who lives in a shoe.
Another prime wanker worth a mention this week is that fucking sap Vermin Price. Did any of you see him last week puffing his chest out and squaring up to Adie Lewis like a fat toddler jumping out of a booster seat when he sees a McDonald's happy meal. Give it a rest for fucks sake foetus features with your brand new teeth you got from the same dentist as Des Jacklin, the last time you tried the Billy big bollocks routine outside that Bargoed pub you got slept with one punch and needed forty seven stitches to put yer empty head together.
Mind he's probably forgotten all about that after that young lad smacked him that hard his stunted brain rattled around in his head like a dry pea in a referees whistle.
Maybe he should take a leaf out of Alan Evans' book and try knocking the wife and kids about before you take your chances with grown men you leek waving gobshite.
PREMIER LEAGUE
Right from the start we got the usual bullshit as expected from Mardle, but even by his woeful standards it was something else, as he claimed he wanted needle, that's right he was hoping for some fake needle between players, the same rat bastard cunt is the first to report players and when ever there is some real needle between players it is brushed under the carpet, look how last weekends incident with Fatpot Lewis and Vermin Price was quietly forgotten. Then I heard the dreadful sound of thunder thighs turner and off went the audio as there was no fucking way I was listening to that useless cunt rabbit on about shit she has no idea about.
Gerwyn Price ran his mouth in an interview days prior to the PL how he would win the Premier League if he made the last 4,and his performance in the opening game failed to back up his mouth as he was deservedly beaten by Clayton. MvG had Bellyboy after that and MvG going for 20 hit a single 12 that was how bad he was in the first leg and pretty soon was 3-0 down, and lucky to hold in leg 4. At 4-2 down MvG was averaging 89,
Smith even held with a 21 dart leg for 5-2 after the hunchback missed darts to break.Bellyboy All over at 5-2 right ?
This is Bellyboy, the greatest choker in the game. Mvg held for 5-3, and broke and held for 5-5, and the obese sack of shit Bellyboy had to depend on MvG to ou tchoke him in order to fall over the line in a game where he led 5-2.How bad is MvG's game when he is out choking Bellyboy in the Premier League ?
Wade and Krusty followed, and Wade looked like he shifted some weight.Lost his fucking aim as well, as he threw woeful shit, and Krusty was not much better.It was absolute turgid shit, and the only shock was Wade did not average in the 70s it was that bad.
Last first round match was the sulky Ando against a balding Bradford postman who calls himself "Rockstar", the trades description act being stretched to an all time new limit. Cullen broke early and with the aid of 6 perfect darts broke again for a 4-0 lead and held for 5-0,and missed darts for the 6-0, but held for 6-1 and bye bye Ando. I hope I never have to witness his moody sulky carcass in the Premier League again.
Clayton who last week jobbed to Bellyboy in a game he should not have lost met New Fordham again, and it went with throw for the first 6 legs and the human whale broke with a 111 to break for 4-3 and missed tops for 5-3 but Clayton broke to level the game 4-4 and held with ease to lead and the inevitable choke by Bellyboy on tops to level the game happened and Clayton broke for 6-4....good riddance to him.
Pocket money Pete did not improve on his last game and was soon 4-0 down despite Cullen being equally as poor and even missed a dart for 5-0., but it mattered not as Joe wrapped it up 6-1.
In the final at 4-2 up Cullen missed 5 darts for a break and 5-2, and missed 7 darts on throw but fell over the line for 5-3. Clayton held by taking 324 in 6 darts (180, 144) as Cullen hit a max also. Clayton missed a dart to break and level it 5-5 but Cullen returned and took the win 6-4, and he was now in the top 4 shoving pocket money Pete down to 5th.
Whilst the PL this year has been a vast improvement on recent years, the overall standard on Thursday was woeful, not counting the decent final.
Thankfully going into the last night there is still something to play for in a game or 2, still I am sure those that despise the PDC and will complain about everything PDC related from its old boards, its fans, uncle Barry, etc will find fauilt regardless.
THE OBESE ENTITLED FAT PRICK
In darts the world championships is the pinnacle event obviously however overall in terms of the season, my favorite time is approaching soon in July. By then the glorified invitation exhibition that is the PL will be over, as even though it has been a good watch this year, its still non ranking. In fact the first 6 months of the year is pretty grim, as you not only have the PL, you have the non ranking Masters, the non ranking world Cup, and the non ranking World series events, and I know they are referred to as "Premier Events" but will never be true majors to me.
Were it not for the UK Open and the Euro tours you could skip the first 6 months of the year.
As soon as the Matchplay begins the season really kicks off, as proper comps come thick and fast, and we will all be subjected to comms try bullshit us how Bellyboy will soon win a big one, its just around the corner, he is too good to not win one etc....the same nonsense we have been told for a fucking decade !!! The obese entitled prick won his first floor comp ten years ago and we were told then he was a future world champion. Then we were told James Hubbard was a future World champion too , and he is stacking shelves in Tesco.
To put things in prospective, Gerwyn Price joined the PDC years AFTER Bellyboy and has already won a world title, three Grand slams, a World Grand Prix and a World series Finals.
In fact Bellyboy has played in the PDC as far back as 2008, 7 years before Clayton joined the PDC, and he has racked up 4 "Premier Events".
Rob Cross has racked up 4 "Premier Events" including a World title despite joining the PDC 8 years after Bellyboy.
Seems Price, Clayton, Cross etc did not need a fucking decade, maybe it is because they all have a backbone and a set of testicles.
Mark Webster summed it up perfect last weekend on the euro tour during commentary when he was discussing bottle which he was calling bockle...or something akin to it, and which players had it. Later that session when Ross Smith was playing Dave Chisnall, Ross Smith left double 8 after 9 darts in the last leg and Mark Webster spoke how Smith had "bockle" and its is not the other Smith, he then went silent realizing what he just said, publicly acknowledging what we all already know which was true obviously, and tried to change the subject. It was like Webster forgot himself for a second and the truth slipped out.
normally I would always shout for the underdog, I wanted Terry Jenkins to win a Major, and to be fair when he did lose it was to Taylor, or a prime Wade or Barney, Bellyboy has lost in multiple finals, his last Major he jobbed to Marc Almond who only averaged in the low 80s and it was still enough.
Jenkins came across as a decent lad, and I like Chizzy who I had hoped would be one day released from the Hall of Shame, but this Andy Fordham body double cunt has no redeeming qualities. Bellyboy is arrogant, ignorant, and a petulant cunt with an inflated sense of entitlement, who because has listened to other assholes like Mardle now actually believes he has some divine right to be selected for invitational events. Looks like a child when he does not hit what he had hoped and the bottom fat lip gets stuck out.
His comment a couple of years back when he was rightfully left out of the premier League selection summed up this obese prick, when he claimed he was better than half the 10 players selected, when every single one of the 10 players had all won at least one "Premier Event", something the fat cunt has never managed to do. When he did get back in he has bombed every year. I hope the prick goes another couple of years without a Major until it it mentally breaks him. All these "experts" on Sky, ITV, PDC tv etc praising him, kissing his obese fat hole, not one has openly and intentionally called him a choker which he is, and they continue to insult the viewers intelligence as if we don't know.
I think I will go watch the last World final again, and watch the fat cunt blow it and end up facing the wall and crying, it will never get old.