KNOB OF THE WEEK
The award this week goes to Darts comms, which for me are an an all time low. along with the callers, the interviewers etc. Never has the presentation of the game been dominated by a collection of people who have won nothing or are useless at their job or simply undeserving of the spot.
Was sent a link to the Modus shit this morning for the "Fwiday" session....I am not sure who in their right mind would hire the guy doing commentary. Jesus H fucking Christ, I know Chris Murphy was whoring himself out in the PDC, and Mason was nowhere to be seen but here is another example of giving a job that invovles speaking to someone incapable of doing it properly. The guy was like half boy, half gerbal as he rolled the letter S. See here HERE
Judging by the camera work that follows it seems they hired an idiot for that job as well. After being sent the link I managed a mere 2 minutes before turning it off.
Its not just modus either, are we to believe that Huw Ware is the best the PDC could find for their role as a caller ? A cunt with a speech impediment who cannot pronounce one hundred and forty four. Sure is a coincidence that he ticks the gay box, whatever happened to hiring the best person for a job ? Imagine getting a job on ability, experience , knowledge, etc and not because you tick a box or belong to a minority or a certain gender to make up numbers or have some defect ?
Recently we had to suffer the atrocious Devon Petersen on comms simply cos he is black as its certainly not his ability,I like the lad as a player, as a commentator he is atrocious, we have Thunder thighs Turner who never won a thing of note in her entire life giving "advice" and her "expert opinion" to male players vastly superior to her, who are playing for half a million at Ally Pally. What in the blue fuck would she know about that level of the game, that pressure, that ability etc ?
It would be one thing if they had Trina Gulliver, Lisa Ashton etc commentate on the munter darts, as they won munter world titles, they would have experience on speaking about what they played in but Turner speaking about Ally Pally is like me on sky sports speaking about Real Madrid in the champions league cos I played local football.
Then we have Wayne Mardle a guy with a trophy cabinet as barren as Bellyboy and Chizzy thinking he is worthy of coaching people and highlighting the flaws of players who actually won things. People think he is great cos he does the full self deprecation act as some form of defense mechanism, however the reality is he was a jobber who like so many in the game is not fit to tell viewers about the pressures, elation of winning, or what it is like to win a Premier League, seeing as he never did it himself....so what qualifies him to think he is some authority on it ?
Dan Dawson is looking more like a homeless person every week who has been raiding clothing banks, and since covid really left himself go, and seeing there is some sort of dress code for the players wih the obvious exception of Krusty who looks beyond ridiculous, maybe it should apply to the presenters and interviewers seeing how Dawson appears on TV.
The last time I saw John Part on tv he was wearing a black lives matter badge, if he cared as much about his own life and his own health as he did for appearing politically correct, maybe he would not be looking like the next Andy Fordham. Surely to him his own life matters, he needs to get his shit together.
No idea if John Gwynne is out of hospital, over his hip trouble or covid, and wish no harm on him, but I do not miss his monotnous drivel in the comms, he ain't missed, and would not miss Stuart Pyke either for that matter.
Then there is the complete spastic Paul Nicholson. This week the PDC website posted Nicholson's "April review" where putting aside he wrongly stated that Wade won the last 2 Premier League Nights, when Clayton won a night in between both of Wades win, he actually wrote of the new Premier League format "Has this format damaged Michael Smith's confidence?".
The obese entitled cunt Bellyboy fared no better in the older format either, in fact they could play sets, legs, round robin or whatever format that could be invented and that fat cunt would find a way to choke and lose. New format my hole....the guy needs a backbone and a set of testicles.
When a shaky plumber from Taffyland is the best you have on comms for the Premier league nights the presentation is in trouble.
Shaky Dave's replacement Emma Patton looks like a frizzled badger caught in the headlights who has been getting the same bright coloured refugee clothing parcels as Dan Dawson as some poor fucker in a dinghy is missing out. I feel for those refugees, I heard some are even being sent to Bob Potters Lakeshite, I would not wish that on anyone. I can picture it now as people screaming send me back to Ukraine and Syria
Was sent a link to the Modus shit this morning for the "Fwiday" session....I am not sure who in their right mind would hire the guy doing commentary. Jesus H fucking Christ, I know Chris Murphy was whoring himself out in the PDC, and Mason was nowhere to be seen but here is another example of giving a job that invovles speaking to someone incapable of doing it properly. The guy was like half boy, half gerbal as he rolled the letter S. See here HERE
Judging by the camera work that follows it seems they hired an idiot for that job as well. After being sent the link I managed a mere 2 minutes before turning it off.
Its not just modus either, are we to believe that Huw Ware is the best the PDC could find for their role as a caller ? A cunt with a speech impediment who cannot pronounce one hundred and forty four. Sure is a coincidence that he ticks the gay box, whatever happened to hiring the best person for a job ? Imagine getting a job on ability, experience , knowledge, etc and not because you tick a box or belong to a minority or a certain gender to make up numbers or have some defect ?
Recently we had to suffer the atrocious Devon Petersen on comms simply cos he is black as its certainly not his ability,I like the lad as a player, as a commentator he is atrocious, we have Thunder thighs Turner who never won a thing of note in her entire life giving "advice" and her "expert opinion" to male players vastly superior to her, who are playing for half a million at Ally Pally. What in the blue fuck would she know about that level of the game, that pressure, that ability etc ?
It would be one thing if they had Trina Gulliver, Lisa Ashton etc commentate on the munter darts, as they won munter world titles, they would have experience on speaking about what they played in but Turner speaking about Ally Pally is like me on sky sports speaking about Real Madrid in the champions league cos I played local football.
Then we have Wayne Mardle a guy with a trophy cabinet as barren as Bellyboy and Chizzy thinking he is worthy of coaching people and highlighting the flaws of players who actually won things. People think he is great cos he does the full self deprecation act as some form of defense mechanism, however the reality is he was a jobber who like so many in the game is not fit to tell viewers about the pressures, elation of winning, or what it is like to win a Premier League, seeing as he never did it himself....so what qualifies him to think he is some authority on it ?
Dan Dawson is looking more like a homeless person every week who has been raiding clothing banks, and since covid really left himself go, and seeing there is some sort of dress code for the players wih the obvious exception of Krusty who looks beyond ridiculous, maybe it should apply to the presenters and interviewers seeing how Dawson appears on TV.
The last time I saw John Part on tv he was wearing a black lives matter badge, if he cared as much about his own life and his own health as he did for appearing politically correct, maybe he would not be looking like the next Andy Fordham. Surely to him his own life matters, he needs to get his shit together.
No idea if John Gwynne is out of hospital, over his hip trouble or covid, and wish no harm on him, but I do not miss his monotnous drivel in the comms, he ain't missed, and would not miss Stuart Pyke either for that matter.
Then there is the complete spastic Paul Nicholson. This week the PDC website posted Nicholson's "April review" where putting aside he wrongly stated that Wade won the last 2 Premier League Nights, when Clayton won a night in between both of Wades win, he actually wrote of the new Premier League format "Has this format damaged Michael Smith's confidence?".
The obese entitled cunt Bellyboy fared no better in the older format either, in fact they could play sets, legs, round robin or whatever format that could be invented and that fat cunt would find a way to choke and lose. New format my hole....the guy needs a backbone and a set of testicles.
When a shaky plumber from Taffyland is the best you have on comms for the Premier league nights the presentation is in trouble.
Shaky Dave's replacement Emma Patton looks like a frizzled badger caught in the headlights who has been getting the same bright coloured refugee clothing parcels as Dan Dawson as some poor fucker in a dinghy is missing out. I feel for those refugees, I heard some are even being sent to Bob Potters Lakeshite, I would not wish that on anyone. I can picture it now as people screaming send me back to Ukraine and Syria
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PREMIER LEAGUE
Game 1: Ando in desperate need for a win, broke in leg one against Wright who was averaging 69, and he switched darts halfway through leg 2 and lost that leg also.Wright did hold but so did Ando for 3-1, and at 4-2 up Ando broke again and threw for the win and wrapped it up with a near 98 average, 10 points higher than Krusty who was shit.
Game 2: Wade was abysmal in the opening legs and was broken and soon 3-0 down, both started to wake up as the legs went on throw as Clayton led 5-2, and when Wade failed to hold, Clayton broke againfor the win 6-2. " shit games to start, where the four players played poor and unmotivated, then hardly surprising in the dump of Glasgow.
Game 3: This started off decent and Bellyboy took a lead via an early break and held for 3-1, and 2 holds saw Bellyboy lead 4-2, and same again for a 5-3 lead, and them after a mistake by Price , the obese entitled prick broke for a win, and crippled Price's hopes.
Game 4. They was never any doubt Quasimodo would ring Joe Cullens bell, in leg 3 when MvG hit a max, Joe shat himself and failed to leave a finish, as MvG held and then broke for 3-1. With 96 to break back Cullen was going for multiple doubles and fucked it and was 4-1 down. MvG missed the bull for a 167 for the break as Cullen held which was only delaying the inevitable. MvG missed 2 match darts and Cullen held for 5-3, and more wasted darts saw Cullen break and then throw for 5-5, and when MvG missed the bull for the win, Cullen held. MvG had the darts and started with a max and no way back for Cullen.
Semi 1: This started well and Clayton was averaging 107 at 2-2. that already had checkouts of 150 and 141.Clayon then broke Ando in leg 5, and held with ease for 4-2, and was waiting on tops to break again when Ando took out 115 to just hold. Clayton took out 116 to hold for 5-3. Ando took out 110 to hold trail 4-5. Clayton missed 2 match darts, but Ando failed to take out 33 and clayton wrapped up the win..
Semi 2: Mvg broke in leg one, and despite missing darts to double his lead, we got to see Bellyboy miss a dart to break back,as MvG went 2-0 up, MvG then went to shit for a couple of legs and Smith held and broke after MvG made a fuck up of 65, missing big numbers and hitting wrong doubles. Bellyboy held for a third leg on the spin and took out 56 to break for a 4th leg. Quasimodo was getting his bell rung at this point. MvG then took out 108 to get a break back and Bellyboy looked bothered and sure enough it was soon 4-4, Bellyboy hit tops to lead 5-4 with MvG also waiting on tops. MvG took out 70 to send it to a last leg decider with the obese entitled choking prick with the darts.....of course he got broken and MvG won.It was never in doubt the greatest choker in the game will lose. Not the first time he lost from 4-2 up either.
Final. The top 2 in the league meetting again in another final, and it started with both holding throw. Clayton took out 78 with 2 darts to lead in leg 3, and despite a max from Clayton, MvG held for 2-2. Clayton held and MvG then hit 6 perfect darts on his way to holding for 3-3. Clayton made it 7 holds of throw with the aid of his 4th maximum. Clayton missed tops to break but MvG fucked up, and Clayton returned and broke for 5-3, an then held with ease for the win.
It was his 4th time winning a night in the Premier League and again he beat MvG in the final....and deservedly so
Game 2: Wade was abysmal in the opening legs and was broken and soon 3-0 down, both started to wake up as the legs went on throw as Clayton led 5-2, and when Wade failed to hold, Clayton broke againfor the win 6-2. " shit games to start, where the four players played poor and unmotivated, then hardly surprising in the dump of Glasgow.
Game 3: This started off decent and Bellyboy took a lead via an early break and held for 3-1, and 2 holds saw Bellyboy lead 4-2, and same again for a 5-3 lead, and them after a mistake by Price , the obese entitled prick broke for a win, and crippled Price's hopes.
Game 4. They was never any doubt Quasimodo would ring Joe Cullens bell, in leg 3 when MvG hit a max, Joe shat himself and failed to leave a finish, as MvG held and then broke for 3-1. With 96 to break back Cullen was going for multiple doubles and fucked it and was 4-1 down. MvG missed the bull for a 167 for the break as Cullen held which was only delaying the inevitable. MvG missed 2 match darts and Cullen held for 5-3, and more wasted darts saw Cullen break and then throw for 5-5, and when MvG missed the bull for the win, Cullen held. MvG had the darts and started with a max and no way back for Cullen.
Semi 1: This started well and Clayton was averaging 107 at 2-2. that already had checkouts of 150 and 141.Clayon then broke Ando in leg 5, and held with ease for 4-2, and was waiting on tops to break again when Ando took out 115 to just hold. Clayton took out 116 to hold for 5-3. Ando took out 110 to hold trail 4-5. Clayton missed 2 match darts, but Ando failed to take out 33 and clayton wrapped up the win..
Semi 2: Mvg broke in leg one, and despite missing darts to double his lead, we got to see Bellyboy miss a dart to break back,as MvG went 2-0 up, MvG then went to shit for a couple of legs and Smith held and broke after MvG made a fuck up of 65, missing big numbers and hitting wrong doubles. Bellyboy held for a third leg on the spin and took out 56 to break for a 4th leg. Quasimodo was getting his bell rung at this point. MvG then took out 108 to get a break back and Bellyboy looked bothered and sure enough it was soon 4-4, Bellyboy hit tops to lead 5-4 with MvG also waiting on tops. MvG took out 70 to send it to a last leg decider with the obese entitled choking prick with the darts.....of course he got broken and MvG won.It was never in doubt the greatest choker in the game will lose. Not the first time he lost from 4-2 up either.
Final. The top 2 in the league meetting again in another final, and it started with both holding throw. Clayton took out 78 with 2 darts to lead in leg 3, and despite a max from Clayton, MvG held for 2-2. Clayton held and MvG then hit 6 perfect darts on his way to holding for 3-3. Clayton made it 7 holds of throw with the aid of his 4th maximum. Clayton missed tops to break but MvG fucked up, and Clayton returned and broke for 5-3, an then held with ease for the win.
It was his 4th time winning a night in the Premier League and again he beat MvG in the final....and deservedly so
EURO TOUR
Maik Kuivenhoven did his best Bellyboy impression today as he missed 8 match darts against the awful Bunting, who himself missed around 5 match darts in a woeful match. Maik won with his 10th match dart.
Match of the afternoon session was Gilding and Wening. Gilding reminds me of Selwyn Froggit, older readers will know who I mean, and even does the thumbs up as well. Wenig looks like one of those short people insecure about his height does the weight lifting to try compensate .
Best performance of the afternoon session was Luke Woodhouse with a 109.98 average in his 6-0 win.
I would like to tell you more but I went out drinking for the night , and typing this am in no form so fuck it...thats it.